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PostThu Jun 12, 2014 9:26 pm 
Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decided to put a sign in their shop window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.” The Guarneri family soon put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We make the best violins in the world.” Finally, the Stradivarius family posted this sign outside their shop: “We make the best violins on the block.”

Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
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PostFri Jun 13, 2014 8:31 am 
Good one Touron, I'll be using that today.

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PostThu Sep 04, 2014 10:38 pm 
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the pianist can do it with his left hand. One bass player we know was so bad, even the section noticed. Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? He turned a peg and and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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PostThu Jun 18, 2015 8:59 pm 
Q: What bird rides a skateboard while whistling the third note in the C-major scale? A: Tone E. Hawk paranoid.gif rotf.gif Hmm..new type of flute for flautist?

Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
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PostFri Jul 31, 2015 11:03 am 

“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.” - Unknown
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PostSun Mar 06, 2022 4:26 pm 
I can't believe Netflix cancelled my favorite show, Vivaldi, after just 4 seasons. shakehead.gif

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