[David Cole]

I Can't Stop Reading One-Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks From an actual Yelp review of Yosemite:

[gb]

I'd like to write a similar review concerning some of my favorite places. For instance: Olympic National Park I went to the Hoh rain forest and all it did was rain. And there is nothing to see anyway but trees. Trees, trees, trees, and mud. They don't even pave all the trails and when it rains there is no nice restaurant or cafeteria to go and sit. One star. STAY AWAY In Olympic National Park there is a drive to a place called Hurricane Ridge which is supposed to be a beautiful viewpoint but it is always foggy and windy. Don't go, you won't see anything! STAY AWAY

[olderthanIusedtobe]

Nicely done GB. I had my sarcasm metered turned up to 11 for that review in the OP and you captured the same spirit.

[Schenk]

I would only give one star to the National Park System because the National Parks are too far away from big cities. They need to construct some National Parks closer to cities so people can visit one in between trips to shopping malls on the weekend. In fact, I think there should be one in the next shopping mall that goes up. It should have mountains and streams with fish and those friendly bears like on the toilet paper commercials.

[mike]

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