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horse with no name Member
Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 89 | TRs | Pics
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It actually happened the week before this one. With the days getting shorter and weather turning, it started. Anyone else?
It started with a Cheech and Chong skit (I can't really call it a song) about Santa going off in my head.
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Backpacker Joe Blind Hiker
Joined: 16 Dec 2001 Posts: 23956 | TRs | Pics Location: Cle Elum |
HO HO HO
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Bedivere Why Do Witches Burn?
Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 7464 | TRs | Pics Location: The Hermitage |
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Bedivere
Why Do Witches Burn?
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Sun Nov 13, 2016 1:57 pm
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Went to see Smoking Bill last night and they said they hate it when people start playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving, then they launched into a Christmas medley... LOL. I found it highly inappropriate, which only made it more entertaining...
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Schenk Off Leash Man
Joined: 16 Apr 2012 Posts: 2372 | TRs | Pics Location: Traveling, with the bear, to the other side of the Mountain |
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Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:43 am
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I found myself whistling "Sleigh Ride" and "It's a Marshmallow World" the other day; I guess I am hopeful for a good winter of snow.
I do wish they would do away with the overpowering cinnamon scented pine cones that seem to be in every store entrance beginning this time of year.
Nature exists with a stark indifference to humans' situation.
Nature exists with a stark indifference to humans' situation.
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horse with no name Member
Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 89 | TRs | Pics
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Bad Santa -
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas.
[Chorus]
Nothing?!!
Awwwwww, nuts!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sisters bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's bed
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus]
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I won't be seeing Santa Clause
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's to late
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus]
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!
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DigitalJanitor Dirt hippie
Joined: 20 May 2012 Posts: 792 | TRs | Pics
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Badger Member
Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 1172 | TRs | Pics Location: Alki Beach, Washington |
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Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:23 pm
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Josh Journey a.k.a Josh Lewis
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 4830 | TRs | Pics
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FootHiker Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 57 | TRs | Pics
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Did he get home okay? I heard his snowhouse at the North Pole was starting to melt before he left, and he had to touch down in Siberia on his return and kayak home. Or whatever's left of it.
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horse with no name Member
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FootHiker wrote: | I heard his snowhouse at the North Pole was starting to melt before he left, and he had to touch down in Siberia on his return and kayak home. |
Oh man, forget the rats. Now it's Santa running across the melting tundra.
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FootHiker Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 57 | TRs | Pics
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The ice hasn't firmed up at the North Pole yet. Santa needs a firm runway to get is reindeer and overloaded sleigh off the ground.
What will happen to Christmas if the ice doesn't firm up by the 24th?
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AlpineRose Member
Joined: 08 May 2012 Posts: 1953 | TRs | Pics
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Quote: | What will happen to Christmas if the ice doesn't firm up by the 24th? |
Perhaps we can celebrate the Winter Solstice, like the Celts and other peoples did (do). That's a real thing, not a made up, derivative thing.
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treeswarper Alleged Sockpuppet!
Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 11272 | TRs | Pics Location: Don't move here |
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treeswarper
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Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:20 pm
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Right now I'm wishing there was a Santa that would come and take things away. Looks like I'm moving and I have accumulated too much stuff.
Maybe there's a Used Santa out there? If I lived in an evil neighborhood, I'd box up the junkiest stuff and leave it on my porch.
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
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MtnGoat Member
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Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:57 pm
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
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UGH Member
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Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:23 am
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FootHiker wrote: | The ice hasn't firmed up at the North Pole yet. |
If this keeps up, Santa is going to relocate to the South Pole.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.
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