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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 7:44 am 
Well, I, for one, am going to invest in Killdozer stock. It is obvious there will be a run on Killdozers that will clear the shelves once the Zombie Apocalypse gets under way. Lots of money to be made off Killdozers if you are prepared and take advantage of the market. Sign up for my free webinar "How to make a killing off Killdozers in the coming Apocalypse"

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 8:11 am 
Zombie proof killdozers would be a hot item on ebay.

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 8:14 am 
I don't follow the latest zombie killing tech, but wouldn't a tree processor head need to be attached to the killdozer? I thought zombies had to be decapitated to be killed. Hah, now the name of the Dangle Head Processor can have new meaning. biggrin.gif

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 8:49 am 
Damn, that thing's EEEEEVIL! baaa.gif

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 9:29 am 
I have often wondered why processors have not shown up in horror movies. Maybe because they are very expensive?

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 1:51 pm 
treeswarper wrote:
I have often wondered why processors have not shown up in horror movies. Maybe because they are very expensive?
Naw, I think it's that they are so far removed from the awareness of the moving going target demographic and that of horror film directors that it doesn't click. But even city folk have seen a wood chipper in action.

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 1:56 pm 
And I thought they still cut down trees with chainsaws. Yikes!

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 2:33 pm 
Not to worry, yet. Those machines can't work on steep ground so chainsaws are still used and also used when trees are too big for those machines. I guess a company brought one of the early machines here to demonstrate, and our trees were too tall and heavy for it. Since then, improvements have been made and they can handle our trees. They might not be able to catch zombies-- depending on how fast the zombies move.

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 3:49 pm 
IDK Tree.....zombies are pretty lethargic, but relentless, in most renditions. The nice thing about that Zombie processor is it looks like it had a saw at either end, so it wouldn't matter which way you plucked the zombie - just run 'em back and forth until a proper line up and you could Marie Antoinette said zombie into full death. Killdozer with a logging tree processor head......sounds like a doomsday machine. Better get one before there is a doomsday gap. Gee I wish we had one of those doomsday machines.

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PostTue Jun 13, 2017 8:37 pm 
I found it ironic that the one inside the dozer felt he was a patriot, and those outside saw a tyrant. No reference to war intended.

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PostSat Jun 17, 2017 7:18 am 
I saw an ad for the Killdozer movie (1974) when I was a teenager. I immediately wanted to see it, but never did. Tried to find it on Netflix about 10 years ago, but couldn't. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/?ref_=nv_sr_1

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