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PostSun Nov 13, 2016 8:01 am 
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It actually happened the week before this one.  With the days getting shorter and weather turning, it started.  Anyone else?

It started with a Cheech and Chong skit (I can't really call it a song) about Santa going off in my head.
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PostSun Nov 13, 2016 11:17 am 
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PostSun Nov 13, 2016 12:57 pm 
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Went to see Smoking Bill last night and they said they hate it when people start playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving, then they launched into a Christmas medley... LOL.  I found it highly inappropriate, which only made it more entertaining...   wink.gif

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PostTue Nov 15, 2016 10:43 am 
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I found myself whistling "Sleigh Ride" and "It's a Marshmallow World" the other day; I guess I am hopeful for a good winter of snow.
I do wish they would do away with the overpowering cinnamon scented pine cones that seem to be in every store entrance beginning this time of year.

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PostTue Nov 29, 2016 1:57 pm 
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Bad Santa -

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas.

[Chorus]
Nothing?!!

Awwwwww, nuts!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sisters bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's bed
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Clause
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's to late
Somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!
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PostTue Nov 29, 2016 2:26 pm 
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PostMon Dec 05, 2016 7:26 pm 
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PostTue Jan 03, 2017 11:11 am 
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Did he get home okay?  I heard his snowhouse at the North Pole was starting to melt before he left, and he had to touch down in Siberia on his return and kayak home.   Or whatever's left of it.
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PostFri Jan 06, 2017 2:35 pm 
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FootHiker wrote:
I heard his snowhouse at the North Pole was starting to melt before he left, and he had to touch down in Siberia on his return and kayak home.

Oh man, forget the rats.  Now it's Santa running across the melting tundra.
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PostMon Dec 04, 2017 7:12 am 
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The ice hasn't firmed up at the North Pole yet.   Santa needs a firm runway to get is reindeer and overloaded sleigh off the ground.

What will happen to Christmas if the ice doesn't firm up by the 24th?    shakehead.gif
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PostMon Dec 04, 2017 3:58 pm 
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What will happen to Christmas if the ice doesn't firm up by the 24th?

Perhaps we can celebrate the Winter Solstice, like the Celts and other peoples did (do).  That's a real thing, not a made up, derivative thing.
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PostMon Dec 04, 2017 4:20 pm 
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Right now I'm wishing there was a Santa that would come and take things away.  Looks like I'm moving and I have accumulated too much stuff.

Maybe there's a Used Santa out there?  If I lived in an evil neighborhood, I'd box up the junkiest stuff and leave it on my porch.

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PostThu Dec 07, 2017 5:23 am 
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FootHiker wrote:
The ice hasn't firmed up at the North Pole yet.

If this keeps up, Santa is going to relocate to the South Pole.

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