The Demon Dog can easily outrun such a beast.† She runs so fast that her feet make flames.† No Sasquatch can keep up.
Well that's a pretty amazing dog you have. And you even have a fire starter!
But wait, doesn't that mean that you are left with the Sasquatch...... hmmm, don't tell me you have the same power....?
Myself, I have another strategy. I just use my special energy field and make a protective barrier around me. It has worked many times..... I just have to be careful about drinking too much, then all bets are off.
Reliable researchers all report 'Squatch has a cannon of an arm... a real frozen rope fastball of pine cones, dung, rocks, sticks, and snowballs. You have no chance against a bombardment like that unless you equip yourself with a David-type sling, Aztec atlatl, or one of those dog fetch tennis ball throw sticks. I'm sure the knowledgeable clerks at REI can get you started on your counter-measures.
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