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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 5:41 pm 
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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 6:00 pm 
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treeswarper wrote:
The Demon Dog can easily outrun such a beast.† She runs so fast that her feet make flames.† No Sasquatch can keep up.

Well that's a pretty amazing dog you have.   And you even have a fire starter!

But wait, doesn't that mean that you are left with the Sasquatch...... hmmm, don't tell me you have the same power....?

Myself, I have another strategy.   I just use my special energy field and make a protective barrier around me.   It has worked many times..... I just have to be careful about drinking too much,  then all bets are off.

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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 6:01 pm 
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I don't worry about Sasquatch attacks, because I use a D.B. Cooper invisible shield out hiking. It even works in the rain and keeps you dry.
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PostMon Dec 31, 2018 4:17 am 
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Reliable researchers all report 'Squatch has a cannon of an arm... a real frozen rope fastball of pine cones, dung, rocks, sticks, and snowballs.  You have no chance against a bombardment like that unless you equip yourself with a David-type sling, Aztec atlatl, or one of those dog fetch tennis ball throw sticks.  I'm sure the knowledgeable clerks at REI can get you started on your counter-measures. 

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PostTue Jan 01, 2019 12:45 pm 
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Cyclopath wrote:
Do Sasquatches hibernate?

I've heard they just pack up the RV and head south to winter in Lake Havasu or thereabouts.  huh.gif
Sasquatch Winter Retreat
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PostTue Jan 01, 2019 2:48 pm 
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Donít know why everyone is so worried about Sasquatch attacks.
Between the Chemtrails, flouride in the water and GMO feed crops they are about gone!
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PostWed Jan 02, 2019 3:33 pm 
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Let's hope Sasquatch doesn't become adapted to urban environments and start robbing garbage and trash bins like bears and raccoons do.

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