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PostThu Jun 13, 2019 11:22 pm 
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It's Never Too Early To Sit Your Child Down And Tell Them That Sex Is Illegal And Babies Come From Putting Eggs In The Microwave
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PostThu Jun 27, 2019 8:21 am 
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Seriously?

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PostFri Jun 28, 2019 3:43 pm 
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Goth Anti-Vaxxer Refuses to Listen to the Cure
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Bolton Calls For Forceful Iranian Response To Continuing U.S. Aggression

WASHINGTON—Demanding that the Middle Eastern nation retaliate immediately in self-defense against the existential threat posed by America’s military operations, National Security Adviser John Bolton called for a forceful Iranian response Friday to continuing United States aggression. “Iran cannot sit idly by as the American imperialist machine encroaches on their territory, threatens their sovereignty, and endangers their very way of life,” said Bolton, warning that America’s fanatical leadership, steadfast devotion to flexing their muscles in the region, and alleged access to nuclear weapons necessitated that Iran strike back with a vigorous show of force as soon—and as hard—as possible. “The only thing these Westerners understand is violence, so it’s imperative that Iran sends a clear message that they won’t be walked over. Let’s not forget, the U.S. defied a diplomatically negotiated treaty for seemingly no reason at all-—these are dangerous radicals that cannot be reasoned with. They’ve been given every opportunity to back down, but their goal is total domination of the region, and Iran won’t stand for that.” At press time, Bolton said that the only option left on the table was for Iran to launch a full-fledged military strike against the Great Satan.
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Oh, I didn't realize this stuff was ok. Well then.

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NEW YORK, NY—In a late-night show interview Wednesday, Senator Bernie Sanders politely asked the nation to please stop mailing him books on basic economics, revealing that he’s been “absolutely flooded” with works on the most rudimentary concepts of supply and demand.

Sanders made the request after receiving yet another daily shipment of books from well-meaning Americans who simply assumed that he has never read a book on the subject in his life.

“I’ve got 1,200 copies of Human Action, 1,500 copies of Basic Economics, and 4,700 copies of Economics in One Lesson,” the angered senator said. “I’m drowning here.” Sanders also showed the late-night host a small mountain of children’s books on the subject of economics from the easy-to-read Tuttle Twins series, sent to him from Americans who assumed he had somehow missed classroom discussions on the value of a dollar and supply and demand while in elementary school.

Sanders further confirmed he still hasn’t read a single one of the books, stating that they look like they’re “full of harsh facts” and that he prefers a more emotion-based approach to economics. He added that he’s “a little peeved” that our nation has so many choices for books on basic economics on the market. “Do we really need that many?”

Bernie pleads to end tide of books intended to aid his return to reality

Ah, Bernie, you still don't get it. It's not your place, or anyone else's, to decide what some other innocent person you don't even know, 'needs', and then impose it. wink.gif

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PostMon Jul 08, 2019 11:49 am 
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Interesting, either you forgot to say where that quote is from or don't know.

there is a lot of quoting out of context in the quote you posted.

You do realize that you can make someone appear to say the exact opposite of what they actually said by quoting them out of context.

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PostMon Jul 08, 2019 2:00 pm 
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reststep wrote:
Interesting, either you forgot to say where that quote is from or don't know.

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PostMon Jul 08, 2019 3:40 pm 
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You have been pwned, or as we used to say RFed.

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Man opens fire in national park ‘because he thought he saw Bigfoot’

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PostMon Sep 09, 2019 10:49 pm 
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Fascinating: The CEO Of McDonald’s Has Revealed That Grimace Is The Larval Stage Of Ronald McDonald
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PostWed Sep 18, 2019 9:55 am 
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I feel a song coming on ...   banana.gif  clown.gif


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PostFri Oct 18, 2019 11:47 am 
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urine is the secret ingredient

How can one steal the secret flavor of something without any flavor?

Pretty sure they have one singular HOP that gets waved over every giant vat of this repugnant slop.

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PostFri Oct 18, 2019 12:00 pm 
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coldrain108 wrote:
How can one steal the secret flavor of something without any flavor?

And just as important, why would anyone want to? Unless it's to figure out what not to do?
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PostThu Nov 07, 2019 8:36 pm 
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Penis-and-scrotum transplant patient reports near-normal erections, orgasms
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