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Bedivere
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PostSun May 13, 2018 3:22 pm 
trestle wrote:
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I'm still thinking he wishes the bear had a tic-tac first.
A tic-tac is pretty small in the maw of a bear. Proportionately speaking, a fresh urinal biscuit might be in order but they are a bit strong.
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PostTue May 15, 2018 10:05 am 
Maybe you've all seen this before, but it's one of my favorite bear-spray stories lol.gif
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I worked at REI a few years back (large outdoor sporting goods co-op, just in case you haven't heard of it), and we sold bear spray (pepper spray for bears). A woman came in with her two kids one day and bought a canister because they were going camping. She gets to the front door, then comes back to the register as an afterthought, and asks if she's supposed to just spray her kids from head to toe with it.

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PostSat May 19, 2018 12:23 pm 
Best thread in a long time!
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And thanks for not turning it into yet another a penis joke; after reading through some other recent threads here I've thought long and hard about what's appropriate these days and think we should move on from those.
Agreed. I often wonder what must be going through the heads of certain members when they decide to post such things.

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PostSun May 20, 2018 3:10 pm 
My bear spray looks nothing like pepper spray it looks more like 🔫.

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PostThu Sep 17, 2020 10:09 am 
Maybe bear spray would work on aggressive mountain beavers. ( this is a joke)

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PostThu Sep 17, 2020 10:39 am 
It should work on anything that breathes and has mucus membranes

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PostThu Sep 17, 2020 12:52 pm 
Bear Spray , it's not just for bear, but also somewhat useful against the North American Whacko. But pepper spray for self-defense against the North American whacko is much more concentrated that bear spray and can only be used at very close range -- bear spray is more intented to create a peppery fog that the bear is reluctant go through -- but it doesn't actually incapacitate the bear or a North Amercan Whacko.

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PostFri Sep 18, 2020 7:41 am 
Thank you for resurrecting this thread from the sands of history! Great Friday am coffee read. hihi.gif Bhair spray? Bearanoia?!? I have been wandering the woods without these crucial terms for far too long...

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PostFri Sep 18, 2020 10:35 am 
Randito wrote:
Bear Spray , it's not just for bear, but also somewhat useful against the North American Whacko. But pepper spray for self-defense against the North American whacko is much more concentrated that bear spray and can only be used at very close range -- bear spray is more intented to create a peppery fog that the bear is reluctant go through -- but it doesn't actually incapacitate the bear or a North Amercan Whacko.
Is this really accurate? If so, that would mean I'd have to carry two different products. frown.gif

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PostFri Sep 18, 2020 10:42 am 
Anne Elk wrote:
Randito wrote:
Bear Spray , it's not just for bear, but also somewhat useful against the North American Whacko. But pepper spray for self-defense against the North American whacko is much more concentrated that bear spray and can only be used at very close range -- bear spray is more intented to create a peppery fog that the bear is reluctant go through -- but it doesn't actually incapacitate the bear or a North Amercan Whacko.
Is this really accurate? If so, that would mean I'd have to carry two different products. frown.gif
No

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