[Stefan]

Last night as I was watching the end of David Lettermen, I saw that Bon Jovi was playing a song. I got bored with it and went to Jay Leno. Guess what? Jay Leno was interviewing Bon Jovi! How could that be?????? Arrrrrghh!!!! The world is so full of chaos!!!!!!!!!

[salish]

Leno was interviewing FRANK Bon Jovi, an unemployed Jon Bon Jovi look-alike from Cleveland, who used to be a woman.....

[polarbear]

Oh man.

[Stefan]

Now I understand!!! Thanks Salish!!

[The Rescuers]

Stefan, I think we need a Blackhawk rescue and this one is even more urgent--to get you out of that tv room. You will not be able to do it on your own. Don't be alarmed when you see the guys in the fatigues. It may be your only chance now. The data is in ::::: <---brain prior to foot surgery ::::: to this . <----post operative following tv therapy (magnified 10x)

[Bushwacker]

Have you ever wondered why you never see Michael Jackson and Latoya Jackson together? Hmmmm......could they be the same person? BW

[Anh Chovy]

I am thankful I don't live in New York or LA I am thankful my health plan does not require tv therapy to save costs though it probably will next year I am thankful I am not Bon Jovi even though I may be living on a prayer I am thankful no one has ever seen me in two different places at the same time or if they did, did not write about it on the internet