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Duncan
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Duncan
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"Custer wore an Arrow shirt"
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Nomad
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On a VW beetle:
"It’s not a bug
It’s a feature"
"Of all the fire mountains which, like beacons, once blazed along the Pacific Coast, Mount Rainier is the noblest." - John Muir
"If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads." - Anatole France
"Of all the fire mountains which, like beacons, once blazed along the Pacific Coast, Mount Rainier is the noblest." - John Muir
"If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads." - Anatole France
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Dayhike Mike
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Joined: 02 Mar 2003
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| Nomad wrote: | | On a VW beetle:
"It’s not a bug
It’s a feature" |
That's a classic! 
On the gun control issue, I've always liked: "Fight crime -- Shoot back."
For the oblivious cell-phone users: "You're driving a car, not a phone booth."
And my friend's Prius has a "Support OPEC, Buy an SUV" sticker on it.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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mgd
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Joined: 27 May 2003
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Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:09 pm |
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Seen today
"Embarrassing my kids is a full time job."
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Dayhike Mike
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Joined: 02 Mar 2003
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My kids drive me crazy.
I drive them everywhere else.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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justybug
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Joined: 12 Jun 2005
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| polarbear wrote: | | Today I saw a giant bus bumper sticker that said, "Quit freakin! Call Beacon!" for some Beacon Hill plumbing outfit. |
but is it the one with the cheesecake hussy with the cleavage, or the seattle downtown background.... completely different motivation.. 
always liked "tweekers suck" and "harder than your husband" was good for a laugh..
kenya believe it??
"Time is so everything doesn't happen at once. Space is so everything doesn't happen to you."
kenya believe it??
"Time is so everything doesn't happen at once. Space is so everything doesn't happen to you."
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hoarfrost
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
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My favorite:
Nice Hummer!....sorry about your penis.
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Jeepasaurusrex
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa, not like the others in the car who were yelling and screaming"
Seen on a car behind a RV "Be patient... I'M pushing a big vehicle"
One of my favorites "Are you an environmentalist or do you work for a living?"
One on my F350 "Real trucks rattle"
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Jesus is coming, hide the porn.
This bumper sticker intentionally left blank
I'M not in heat, get off my a$$
Keep honking, I'M reloading
My kid kicked your honor students butt
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Honk if you like peace and quiet. 
"I would like to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my butt"
"I would like to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my butt"
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kleet
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Bumperstickers are a lot like tattoos, in my opinion. I think some people see them as outward symbols of individuality, but I've never found a design I want to keep on my body for the rest of my life, and never felt the urge to display some slogan on my car declaring my political beliefs, my loyalties to a sports team or my allegiance to my country. Especially pathetic are those vehicles still sporting Gore/Lieberman or Dino Rossi stickers. Feel free to paste those over with one that says "Visualize Whirlled Peas" or "No algorithm can solve NP-complete problems in polynomial time".
A fuxk, why do I not give one?
A fuxk, why do I not give one?
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TeeJay
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TeeJay
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Dyslexics UNTIE!
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. -- George MacDonald
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. -- George MacDonald
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Dayhike Mike
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| JustAGuy wrote: | | Dyslexics UNTIE! |
I'll go for the original Far Side cartoon. A bunch of people in a parade, carrying a banner upside down and backward that reads "DYLSEXICS UNTIE!"
Gary Larson was a true genius. I laugh everytime I think about the above, or "Midvale School for the Gifted", "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal", the Cat Fud one, "Blah blah blah Ginger", etc.
My favourite one is of two cavemen and a pterodactyl. The one in the back is saying "Closer, Thag, closer! Me teach him sit on finger," and is missing his right arm, left leg, one eye, etc.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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MCaver
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:51 pm |
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| Dayhike Mike wrote: | | Gary Larson was a true genius. |
One of my favorites was the bear with the "deer gut".
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Allison
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Joined: 17 Dec 2001
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"when Mayonnaise goes bad" truly excellent NW humor.
What a great comic that was. Every day most funny. 
What's Gary Larson doing these days?
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follow me on Twitter! @AllisonLWoods
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Quark
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Joined: 15 May 2003
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Quark
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 pm |
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An alien says to his fellow alien who had just tripped and fell down the gangplank after landing on Earth, "Oh, that'll impress them."
"...Other than that, the post was more or less accurate."
Bernardo, NW Hikers' Bureau Chief of Reporting
"...Other than that, the post was more or less accurate."
Bernardo, NW Hikers' Bureau Chief of Reporting
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Rich Baldwin
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Joined: 22 Dec 2001
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One of his cleverest early cartoons was titled "Metamorphosis." It featured a butterfly slowly emerging from its chrysalis, only to be nabbed by a frog as it first spread its wings. The frog is just a pair of eyes hidden in the weeds until the last two frames.
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
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