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Allison Feckless Swooner
Joined: 17 Dec 2001 Posts: 12287 | TRs | Pics Location: putting on my Nikes before the comet comes |
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Allison
Feckless Swooner
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Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:20 am
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New snow everywhere. I will be at Alpental Tuesday and Wednesday if anyone wants some company for a little lift-serviced skiing. PM me for more specific information. This will only happen if temps and conditions stay nice.
www.allisonoutside.com
follow me on Twitter! @AllisonLWoods
www.allisonoutside.com
follow me on Twitter! @AllisonLWoods
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kleet meat tornado
Joined: 06 Feb 2002 Posts: 5303 | TRs | Pics Location: O no they dih ent |
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kleet
meat tornado
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Mon Mar 10, 2003 7:59 am
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Sounds like a great time to hit the slopes, finally. Don't mean to scare you off, but I'd watch out for company like this...
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Ski Lift
10. "Wow, you don't get views like this in prison."
9. "You know, we'd both be warmer if you sat on my lap."
8. "If it doesn't snow again soon, I'm afraid they're gonna find the bodies."
7. "It's your lucky day -- you're riding with the king of the knock-knock jokes."
6. "Can you help me defrost my moustache?"
5. "Could you believe it? Some idiot just left these skis sitting right outside the lodge."
4. "While we've got a few minutes -- let me tell you about the Jehovah's Witnesses."
3. "Ow! I just got hit in the face by a goose!"
2. "I got a perfect way of testing if they have 10 inches of powder."
1. "All right boys, cut the cable!"
A fuxk, why do I not give one?
A fuxk, why do I not give one?
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Bushwacker Comfortable
Joined: 28 Jun 2002 Posts: 834 | TRs | Pics Location: Chaweng Beach, Koh Samui, Thailand |
"Wait by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by"...Sun Tsu
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