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touron
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mgd, thanks for chirping in, but you would be robin this board of a humorous thread and those who stick their neck out to spread hilarity would be ostrichcized.
Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
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touron
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Q: Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.  
Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
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FJES6
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
Follow the Fresh Prince.
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joker
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What did one doe say to the other doe?
That's the last time I do that for two bucks.
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Chief Joseph
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Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
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touron
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Touron is a nougat of Arabic origin made with almonds and honey or sugar, without which it would just not be Christmas in Spain.
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Get Out and Go
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If you show up to a 7 o'clock dinner party at 7:30 wearing Crocs, you're not fashionably late; you're just late.
Oops  may have sprayed a few people here. That's okay, you can repay me in kind. I've been known to be seen in khaki cargo pants. 
"These are the places you will find me hiding'...These are the places I will always go."
(Down in the Valley by The Head and The Heart)
"Sometimes you're happy. Sometimes you cry.
Half of me is ocean. Half of me is sky."
(Thanks, Tom Petty)
"These are the places you will find me hiding'...These are the places I will always go."
(Down in the Valley by The Head and The Heart)
"Sometimes you're happy. Sometimes you cry.
Half of me is ocean. Half of me is sky."
(Thanks, Tom Petty)
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Leafguy
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator 🐊
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Backpacker Joe
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Did you hear the one about guy who lost his eyesight? 
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Bushwacker
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What happened when Timothy turtle died?
Rigortortoise set in 
"Wait by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by"...Sun Tsu
"Wait by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by"...Sun Tsu
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jinx'sboy
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What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A ‘duck filled fatty-puss’!
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half fast
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OMG... did you hear about the Huge explosion at a cheese factory in France  ?
De Brie was everywhere...
It's all about the fun, oh and maybe the chocolate - half fast
Tom
It's all about the fun, oh and maybe the chocolate - half fast
Tom
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Waterman
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Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:57 pm |
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What did the 1st burp say to the 2nd burp?
Lets be stinkers and go the other way.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
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Waterman
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Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:01 am |
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Husband comes home and finds a note on the refrigerator from his wife.
"This isn't working".
Calls her on her cell phone, it works just fine.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
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Waterman
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Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:01 pm |
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Why do KGB agents travel in groups of 3?
#1 can write
#2 can read
#3 keeps an eye on the 2 intellectuals.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
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