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Bushwacker
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Joined: 28 Jun 2002
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Location: Chaweng Beach, Koh Samui, Thailand |
"Wait by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by"...Sun Tsu
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Sister Mary Grumpy
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Sister Mary Grumpy
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 Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:28 am |
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Pay no mind to the mindless Quark. She can't even spell freind correctly. It's highly irresponcible.
Now everyone needs to know what I carry, just in case. Well, I carry a mighty Wurlizter organ just in case. This is just in case I see a cilent movie forming in the clouds, and I need accompaniment. I like to keep my feet on the ground and reach for the clouds (sometimes this is easy around these parts), and gaze upon them with thoughts of Mary Pickford and all those awesome babes. Some would thing this is a bit extreme, but I feel a lot more comfortable carrying my special little Wurlie. Lightweights are freaks of nature anyway.
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Hiker Boy
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Joined: 18 Feb 2002
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Location: Northern Polar Icecap |
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Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:52 am |
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Up here north of the border, carrying handguns is illegal. We have to get by using our razor sharp wit. I don't know how I have managed to survive so long.[ ]
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McPilchuck
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Joined: 17 Dec 2001
Posts: 856 | TRs | Pics
Location: near Snohomish, Wa. |
Fishing rods make an excellent weapon, but then so does an ice ax...grin.
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Dogman
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Dogman
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Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:49 pm |
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Well hose me down an grease me up. Dang you Quark. You'n me done dun plenny o' hikin an whatnot. An heckif , I evin notised ya was nekkid. Shood o' tol me. Why I'd be shootin' a look yur way quikker'n rhubarb thru a tall Swede.
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Quark
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Quark
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Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:00 pm |
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Well, if'n the yak's maw ain't yawnin' tall -you were blinded by my beyooty. They done sed I look 'xactly like Spenser's Florimell from "Faerie Queene."
I do, too. I have to admit it.
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Dogman
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Dogman
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Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:10 pm |
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Quark yur purtier 'en a steamin' plate o' possum innerds and hog jaw grissel. An dont go lettin' yur hed get all big n' fat 'bout it neether...
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Allison
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Joined: 17 Dec 2001
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Location: putting on my Nikes before the comet comes |
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Allison
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Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:49 pm |
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Quark
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Quark
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Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:47 pm |
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Al, yer just jealous he's talkin' purty to me n not you.
Guess that means there's gonna be a weddin, ain't that right, Mister? Ya talk purty like that to a gal, it's jest as good as bein' on yer bendin' knee.
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Thread Patrol
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Thread Patrol
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Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:19 am |
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If so, I shore hep it's a shotgun weddin' as otherwise it has no place in this 'ticular thread. 
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Allison
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Joined: 17 Dec 2001
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Location: putting on my Nikes before the comet comes |
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Thu Apr 03, 2003 2:10 am |
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Aw, vixen, don't get all uptight just cuz he makes phad thai for me too. He makes it fer a lot of peeps! I jus' don't think any of them's half as purty as me an' you!
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Ramon Mercader
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Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:32 am |
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| McPilchuck wrote: | | Fishing rods make an excellent weapon, but then so does an ice ax...grin. |
Yea, just ask Leon Trotsky
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Karen
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Karen
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Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:03 pm I never use a spellcheck
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But I DO carry a gnu.
Karen
stay together, learn the flowers, go light - from Turtle Island, Gary Snyder
stay together, learn the flowers, go light - from Turtle Island, Gary Snyder
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skookum ouzel
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Joined: 13 Mar 2003
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Location: Arcadia, WA |
| Karen wrote: | | But I DO carry a gnu. |
Boy oh boy, I bet that adds the pounds to your pack!
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Larry
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Joined: 22 Feb 2003
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Larry
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Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:26 pm |
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| Karen wrote: | | But I DO carry a gnu.
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We knew that already, Karen. 
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