[Kim Brown]

[reststep]

Whoa, between you and captain jack I am glad I called it a garter snake and not a gardener snake.

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"The mountains are calling and I must go." - John Muir

[Ski]

I put cinnamon on my eggs this morning by mistake.

Need to remember to wear glasses when cooking.

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"I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. 
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each."

[ree]

It's Seracer's birthday, and he hasn't posted for six years. I wonder if he knows that people on NWhookers still think of him...

[Kascadia]

[Kim Brown]

[neek]

Once we left a lentil soup recipe on the counter, with ingredients laid out, for my father in law to make while we were out.  The 3 year old was proud of his ability to locate the spices for french toast, so he laid them out as well, unbeknownst to us.  We came home to lentil soup blended with half a nutmeg pod, some cloves, cinnamon, and vanilla.  (True story.)

[Chief Joseph]

When I was first married I arose early for work and went into the kitchen to take my vitamin. I saw a small bottles of Martinelli's Apple juice on the counter, opened it up and took a swig....  turned out that my wife had borrowed some Pine Sol the night before and put it in the juice bottle. I spit it out quickly but did swallow some. I burped up Pine Sol all day long at work, my Boss said I smelled like a toilet.

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Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.

[Sculpin]

This is a hiking forum, right?

I was camped in the high Sierra with my sister and brother-in-law.  Freeze-dried Thai food was being prepared.  My sister was cooking and said she needed to add water to the pan.  I grabbed the nearest bottle and she poured it in, only it was tequila instead of water.  I couldn't eat it, but the others did!

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Between every two pines is a doorway to the new world. - John Muir

[Ski]

Jimi Hendrix left this planet 50 years ago today.

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"I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. 
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each."

[FiveNines]

Laura Branigan social distance flash mob.

[Kascadia]

Six feet, socially distanced. . .

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hillside-cemetery-tour-in-the-daylight-tickets-98439813131

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It is as though I had read a divine text, written into the world itself, not with letters but rather with essential objects, saying:
Man, stretch thy reason hither, so thou mayest comprehend these things. Johannes Kepler