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like2thruhike
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Joined: 28 May 2009
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Location: Seattle
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The Angry Hiker
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Joined: 13 Jun 2008
Posts: 2890 | TRs
Location: Kentwila
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I used to think:
The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck
by Cannibal Corpse was:
"BAHRASHHSAABBABAA YABBAYABBAADABBA RAAAWHHHHAWWAHHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWARRA!!!!!
WOOOF WOOOF WOOF RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!"
Boy did I feel silly. |
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jinx'sboy
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Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 639 | TRs
Location: on a great circle route
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A friend was listening on the radio to the '70's song "You sexy thing -(I believe in miracles)" by the Jackson sisters.
She told me that since then her kids sing the song this way;
"I been eatin' knuckles...." |
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Navy salad
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Joined: 09 Sep 2008
Posts: 1668 | TRs
Location: Woodinville
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One ton tomato ... not even one ton tomatahhhh .... one ton tamay tah
(Guantanamera)
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PS More Cowbell's 5 year old post below had me laughing so hard I could hardly see the video! (See below)
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wolffie
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Joined: 14 Jul 2008
Posts: 2681 | TRs
Location: Seattle
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A child was heard singing:
"The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind,
the ants are blowin' in the wind."
Another child was heard praying:
"Our Father, Howard in heaven, hallowed be thy name..."
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Some people have better things to do with their lives than walking the dog. Some don't. |
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horse with no name
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Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Posts: 89 | TRs
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From my earliest years, I've heard Oh Christmas Tree this way:
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
A lovely tree with branches
Still hear it that way today. |
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Thinktraub
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Joined: 16 Sep 2012
Posts: 30 | TRs
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Urgent, by Foreigner
Original lyrics:
But I'm not looking for a love that will last
I know what I need and I need it fast
Heard:
But I'm not looking for a love that will last
Baby, I'm just looking for a piece of ass
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Traub Name Meaning: German and Jewish (Ashkenazic): metonymic occupational name for a wine-grower, from Middle High German trube ‘bunch of grapes’, German Traube. |
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camut
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Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 292 | TRs
Location: stanwood
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Bad Moon Rising:
Don't go out tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right. |
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graffiti
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Joined: 17 Oct 2011
Posts: 275 | TRs
Location: Olympia, WA
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Secret...Asian man
Secret...Asian man
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And the meek shall inherit the Earth...um...if that's ok with you. |
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alpendave
F-Bomber Pilot
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 872 | TRs
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After watching these videos, I have never been able to hear the original songs the same way again:
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Life is too short to take too seriously.
Being afraid of dying is not synonymous with being afraid of not living. The former is so occupied with avoiding death that he never truly lives. The later would rather risk death in the hope of truly living. |
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UGH
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Joined: 02 Jun 2004
Posts: 149 | TRs
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My mind confused and took slight liberties with a couple lines in the Foo Fighters "This is a Call"
Original:
fingernails are pretty
fingernails are good
seems that all they ever wanted was a marking
them balloons are pretty big
and say they should
ever fall to ground
call the magic marker
Heard:
a mean old magic marker
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you. |
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UGH
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Joined: 02 Jun 2004
Posts: 149 | TRs
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"When I Was Young" by Eric Burdon and the Animals:
Original lyrics
My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in fellow man
And I was so much older then
When I was young
Heard
My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in yellow men
And I was so much older then
When I was young
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you. |
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marzsit
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Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 885 | TRs
Location: kent, wa.
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neil diamond did a song called "forever in blue jeans"
my mother was a huge neil diamond fan, but she thought the song was called "reverend blue jeans".. |
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half fast
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Joined: 21 Mar 2010
Posts: 1353 | TRs
Location: Living the dream in my 5th Wheel
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When my children were little, we were visiting friends who had the same age of little ones. One of the mothers was holding a cat and picking off fleas. The friends little girl came up and asked what she was doing and was told that she was picking fleas off the cat. The little girl was quite perplexed and asked why the fleas were black and was told that this is just the color that they are. The little girl said but... but... the song goes Mary had a little lamb who's fleas was white as snow. 
Yes this is a true story and yes this is a wonderful memory!
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It's all about the fun, oh and maybe the chocolate - half fast |
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wolffie
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Joined: 14 Jul 2008
Posts: 2681 | TRs
Location: Seattle
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A girl's best friend told her how she'd stayed awake to catch the Tooth Fairy in the act. She succeeded. They were astonished to realize that her father was the Tooth Fairy! "...after that, I always tried to treat him like any ordinary man, even though I knew he was such a celebrity..."
-- from This American Life radio show; the theme was "kid logic". |
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