[like2thruhike]

Don't bring me down.....brruuccee

[The Angry Hiker]

I used to think:

The maggots infest your disfigured face
Pus through your veins takes the place of blood
Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck


by Cannibal Corpse was:

"BAHRASHHSAABBABAA YABBAYABBAADABBA RAAAWHHHHAWWAHHH  RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWARRA!!!!!
WOOOF  WOOOF WOOF RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!"

Boy did I feel silly.

[jinx'sboy]

A friend was listening on the radio to the '70's song "You sexy thing -(I believe in miracles)" by the Jackson sisters.

She told me that since then her kids sing the song this way;
"I been eatin' knuckles...."

[Navy salad]

One ton tomato ... not even one ton tomatahhhh .... one ton tamay tah

(Guantanamera)
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PS More Cowbell's 5 year old post below had me laughing so hard I could hardly see the video! (See below)

[wolffie]

A child was heard singing:
"The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind,
the ants are blowin' in the wind."

Another child was heard praying:
"Our Father, Howard in heaven, hallowed be thy name..."

[horse with no name]

From my earliest years, I've heard Oh Christmas Tree this way:

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
A lovely tree with branches

Still hear it that way today.

[Thinktraub]

Urgent, by Foreigner

Original lyrics:
But I'm not looking for a love that will last
I know what I need and I need it fast

Heard:
But I'm not looking for a love that will last
Baby, I'm just looking for a piece of ass

[camut]

Bad Moon Rising:

Don't go out tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right.

[graffiti]

Secret...Asian man
Secret...Asian man

[alpendave]

After watching these videos, I have never been able to hear the original songs the same way again:

[UGH]

My mind confused and took slight liberties with a couple lines in the Foo Fighters "This is a Call"

Original:

fingernails are pretty
fingernails are good
seems that all they ever wanted was a marking

them balloons are pretty big
and say they should
ever fall to ground
call the magic marker

Heard:

a mean old magic marker

[UGH]

"When I Was Young" by Eric Burdon and the Animals:

Original lyrics

My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in fellow man
And I was so much older then
When I was young

Heard

My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in yellow men
And I was so much older then
When I was young

[marzsit]

neil diamond did a song called "forever in blue jeans"

my mother was a huge neil diamond fan, but she thought the song was called "reverend blue jeans"..

[half fast]

When my children were little, we were visiting friends who had the same age of little ones.  One of the mothers was holding a cat and picking off fleas.  The friends little girl came up and asked what she was doing and was told that she was picking fleas off the cat.  The little girl was quite perplexed and asked why the fleas were black and was told that this is just the color that they are.  The little girl said but... but... the song goes Mary had a little lamb who's fleas was white as snow.   

Yes this is a true story and yes this is a wonderful memory!

[wolffie]

A girl's best friend told her how she'd stayed awake to catch the Tooth Fairy in the act.  She succeeded.  They were astonished to realize that her father was the Tooth Fairy!  "...after that, I always tried to treat him like any ordinary man, even though I knew he was such a celebrity..."
-- from This American Life radio show; the theme was "kid logic".