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FootHiker
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Following up on Cognition's idea, try replacing "life" with "wife" and see how it fits. You may be surprised. For example:
A wife insurance policy. If your wife dies or runs off with another man, this policy will replace her with a woman of like kind and quality.
A wifetime. Also known as "till death do you part."
A Day in the Wife. This theme started in the Pepper album, and found final expression in Paul's Another Day after the Beatles split.
The Right to Wife coalition. While these folks are a little extreme, I like their idea. They propose a federal law prohibiting women from remaining single past their 25th birthday. Any woman who does not marry by then will be married by operation of law, assuming there is a single male willing to have her. If passed, this legislation will implement what will be known as the No Man Left Behind program.
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BeyondLost
Crazy Bob
Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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Location: Whidbey Island, WA |
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BeyondLost
Crazy Bob
Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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Location: Whidbey Island, WA |
And I've been married for 46+ years-a wifetime. 
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More Cowbell
Warrior Princess
Joined: 01 Jul 2006
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Location: Alive on Earth |
“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.” - Unknown
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Backpacker Joe
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Joined: 16 Dec 2001
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Oh brother. 
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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More Cowbell
Warrior Princess
Joined: 01 Jul 2006
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Location: Alive on Earth |
Let's replace hike and hiker with lick and licker.
That would make Footlicker a member of NWlickers.
Maybe DayLick Mike and GeoLicker will post a trip report about their lick up Beaver Pass. 
“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.” - Unknown
“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.” - Unknown
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Hiker Chick
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Location: Noriega's Bar, Panama |
 
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
I don't write trip reports.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
I don't write trip reports.
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BeyondLost
Crazy Bob
Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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Location: Whidbey Island, WA |
As an old guy who has already had a pretty long life and most of that with a great wife I got a good laugh, but then thought of a few additions.
Wife is a long lesson in humility.
Wife is good.
Wife time guarantee.
Wife, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 
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Dayhike Mike
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Joined: 02 Mar 2003
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Location: Going to Tukwila |
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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Layback
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Layback
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Dayhike Mike
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Joined: 02 Mar 2003
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Location: Going to Tukwila |
| More Cowbell wrote: | | Maybe DayLick Mike and GeoLicker will post a trip report about their lick up Beaver Pass. |
GeoLicker couldn't make it, but I had a good time fooling around with Mother Nature.
Beaver Pass was incredibly scenic, even with the recent clearcuts. Took a lot longer than expected to work my way to the top of the pass but it was well worth the sweaty workout.
Coming back was a lot quicker (it's always easier going down) but I was spent in the end and almost fell asleep on the way home.
All in all, I really enjoyed myself. 
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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goats gone wild
Mr. Goat
Joined: 19 Aug 2007
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.....leaving me wanting to return over and over in what ever capacity that may be, even if one day my knees are too old and I can only see the mountains from my porch.
Jason Hummel
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Cognition
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Wife in the Fast Lane, by The Eagles.
(Which is a really disturbing song about a wife with a credit card.)
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naturealbeing
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I always enjoy seeing the sign that says, Wildwife viewing area, but am always disappointed in never seeing any wildwife.
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RyanS
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RyanS
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Wildwife refuge - also known as a bar or tavern
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