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Scrooge
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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 4:10 pm 
Admonishment to folks who spend too much time on the computer talking about hiking, "Get a wife".

Something lost behind the ranges. Lost and waiting for you....... Go and find it. Go!
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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 5:27 pm 
My wife sucks.

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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 5:32 pm 
I got this from Wikipedia, I guess the Quaker company is into mail order brides:
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In 1978, Cinnamon Wife was introduced. Today Cinnamon Wives comprises one third of total Wife sales. Twenty five years after the release of Cinnamon Wife, Honey Graham Wife was added to the brand, and recently, Wife has added a fourth and fifth choice, Wife Vanilla Yogurt Crunch and Wife Chocolate Oat Crunch. In Canada, there is also Multigrain Wife. The late 1980s saw a short-lived Raisin Wife. In the early 2000's, there was also a short-lived version called Baked Apple Wife. The company's advertisements sport the slogan "Wife is full of surprises".

Anything stated by me in no way reflects the attitudes or opinions of my wife
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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 9:00 pm 
Yet wrote:
My wife sucks.
eek.gif rotf.gif humpy.gif ykm.gif Ann dell.gif

Sweetest Echo, sweetest nymph, that liv'st unseen Within thy airy shell, by slow Meander's margent green, And in the violet-embroidered vale.
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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 9:05 pm 
BeyondLost wrote:
Wife is a long lesson in humility. Wife is good. Wife time guarantee. Wife, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. smile.gif
almost sounds like elmer fudd lol.gif wife sentence (in terms of prison sentences) - could go along in ways of a wifetime

https://nwtd.co Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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PostFri Feb 29, 2008 9:35 pm 
I think I'm having a midwife crisis and I'm not even married. I almost lost my wife, protecting my life. Who's up for life swopping.

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PostSat Mar 01, 2008 12:18 am 
rotf.gif ykm.gif

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 7:29 am 
I keep hearing Neil Young singing: Old man, look at my wife I'm a lot like you were

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PostSun Jun 16, 2013 10:34 pm 
naturealbeing wrote:
I think I'm having a midwife crisis
I think that's when she doesn't show up in time for the birth and you get to handle it...

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Daryl
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PostMon Jun 17, 2013 8:48 am 
Get out of my wife! Who still subscribes to "Boy's Wife" magazine? Some say getting married is the end of your wife... Wife is a highway, I wanna... Wife's a b!%$# I love my wife!

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PostWed Sep 28, 2016 6:02 am 
Old man look at my wife I'm a lot like you were --Neil Young

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PostThu Sep 29, 2016 6:46 pm 
No one ever said wife was easy.

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PostThu Sep 29, 2016 7:03 pm 
Wife, Wiberty and the pursuit of sadness! moon.gif moon.gif moon.gif moon.gif

"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide." — Abraham Lincoln
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PostThu Sep 29, 2016 7:57 pm 
"Wife Happens"....not likely for me, been there, done that. Although I sometimes wish that I had an Alewife to brew my beer for me. drink.gif

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
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PostThu Sep 29, 2016 9:11 pm 
Marriage: serving a wife sentence. Wife is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
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