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Yana
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PostSun May 17, 2009 9:53 pm 
Please come join our very prestigious group of outdoor enthusiasts*. The only requirement is that you must be no more than 5 feet 5 inches tall. It's like those height requirements for roller coasters at an amusement park, except in reverse. Who says short people ain't got no reason to live? We thought about having a club website, but all of us are too short to reach the computer keyboard (or see the screen). In fact, I'm typing this through a (taller) interpreter. *photo coming soon

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PostSun May 17, 2009 9:57 pm 
Where can I sign up?

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PostSun May 17, 2009 10:02 pm 
I know this is probably a "stretch" no pun intended but I'm 5'8" and as a guy that's like 5'3" in human height. Can I join? Please!

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PostSun May 17, 2009 10:04 pm 
Jasper - how did I know you were going to be the first to reply? You can join, but the human's a no go so you better find a different ride. shakehead.gif dgleighton - you are free to join, but we'll have to cut you off at the knees.

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PostSun May 17, 2009 10:11 pm 
Yana wrote:
dgleighton - you are free to join, but we'll have to cut you off at the knees.
That's OK my feet just get in the way anyhow.

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PostSun May 17, 2009 10:12 pm 
huh.gif.....rotf.gif ykm.gif Good i don't like you shorties either! bart.gif

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PostSun May 17, 2009 10:13 pm 
Quote:
In fact, I'm typing this through a (taller) interpreter.
One of the cats? They are BIG kitties....

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PostSun May 17, 2009 11:19 pm 
I would love to join, but I'm afraid my big hair puts me over the top.

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PostSun May 17, 2009 11:28 pm 
Yeah, sure it does Yet! clown.gif Alas, I will have to start my own club where you must be taller than 5'8", but shorter than 5'9". I expect a huge following, and perhaps a $150 million offer from Facebook for my network of people.

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PostSun May 17, 2009 11:50 pm 
Why 5'5"? I think it should be 5'4", tops..

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PostMon May 18, 2009 12:14 am 
Can I join if I promise to kneel?

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PostMon May 18, 2009 6:52 am 
Finally, a home for us shorties up.gif lol.gif

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PostMon May 18, 2009 8:37 am 
khoral,harry & benson at east pond-dishman hills. god at 5' 2" i'm not much taller than a 6 year old.
khoral,harry & benson at east pond-dishman hills. god at 5' 2" i'm not much taller than a 6 year old.
i could wear 3" platforms and still qualify. PIB is of the amazon tribe, we'll have to cut her off at the waist and have benson pull her around on a wagon. or leave her intact and use her to put the star on the christmas tree.

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PostMon May 18, 2009 9:09 am 
Yana alluded to this, but if you do want to join the club and you are over 5'5", you CAN resort to other tactics to join our club...limb dismemberment being one. Really, for this elite club, you'll want to cut off your legs... ninja.gif PS, Yana, did you know that when you do spellcheck, your name should be corrected to Hyaena? That makes me laugh. lol.gif

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PostMon May 18, 2009 9:28 am 
great i don't fit in either one! I am gonna go to my corner and start eating my worms! moon.gif

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