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Yana Hater
Joined: 04 Jun 2004 Posts: 4212 | TRs | Pics Location: Out Hating |
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Sun May 17, 2009 9:53 pm
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Please come join our very prestigious group of outdoor enthusiasts*. The only requirement is that you must be no more than 5 feet 5 inches tall. It's like those height requirements for roller coasters at an amusement park, except in reverse. Who says short people ain't got no reason to live?
We thought about having a club website, but all of us are too short to reach the computer keyboard (or see the screen). In fact, I'm typing this through a (taller) interpreter.
*photo coming soon
PLAY SAFE! SKI ONLY IN CLOCKWISE DIRECTION! LET'S ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER!
PLAY SAFE! SKI ONLY IN CLOCKWISE DIRECTION! LET'S ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER!
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Jasper Cascade Snow Pig
Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 350 | TRs | Pics Location: Burrowing in the snow |
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Sun May 17, 2009 9:57 pm
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dgleighton What the...
Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 253 | TRs | Pics Location: Somewhere inside my head |
I know this is probably a "stretch" no pun intended but I'm 5'8" and as a guy that's like 5'3" in human height. Can I join? Please!
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Yana Hater
Joined: 04 Jun 2004 Posts: 4212 | TRs | Pics Location: Out Hating |
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Yana
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:04 pm
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Jasper - how did I know you were going to be the first to reply? You can join, but the human's a no go so you better find a different ride.
dgleighton - you are free to join, but we'll have to cut you off at the knees.
PLAY SAFE! SKI ONLY IN CLOCKWISE DIRECTION! LET'S ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER!
PLAY SAFE! SKI ONLY IN CLOCKWISE DIRECTION! LET'S ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER!
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dgleighton What the...
Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 253 | TRs | Pics Location: Somewhere inside my head |
Yana wrote: | dgleighton - you are free to join, but we'll have to cut you off at the knees. |
That's OK my feet just get in the way anyhow.
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Tazz Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 7902 | TRs | Pics
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:12 pm
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Tazz Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 7902 | TRs | Pics
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:13 pm
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Quote: | In fact, I'm typing this through a (taller) interpreter. |
One of the cats? They are BIG kitties....
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Yet Member
Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 2634 | TRs | Pics Location: Happily Ever After |
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Sun May 17, 2009 11:19 pm
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I would love to join, but I'm afraid my big hair puts me over the top.
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Magellan Brutally Handsome
Joined: 26 Jul 2006 Posts: 13116 | TRs | Pics Location: Inexorable descent |
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Magellan
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Sun May 17, 2009 11:28 pm
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Yeah, sure it does Yet!
Alas, I will have to start my own club where you must be taller than 5'8", but shorter than 5'9". I expect a huge following, and perhaps a $150 million offer from Facebook for my network of people.
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The Bubbly Hiker Member
Joined: 07 Feb 2009 Posts: 375 | TRs | Pics
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Why 5'5"? I think it should be 5'4", tops..
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Dayhike Mike Bad MFKer
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 10958 | TRs | Pics Location: Going to Tukwila |
Can I join if I promise to kneel?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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sarbar Living The Dream
Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Posts: 8055 | TRs | Pics Location: Freeland, Wa |
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sarbar
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Mon May 18, 2009 6:52 am
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Finally, a home for us shorties
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harrymalamute Member
Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 852 | TRs | Pics Location: Spokane |
khoral,harry & benson at east pond-dishman hills. god at 5' 2" i'm not much taller than a 6 year old.
i could wear 3" platforms and still qualify. PIB is of the amazon tribe, we'll have to cut her off at the waist and have benson pull her around on a wagon. or leave her intact and use her to put the star on the christmas tree.
hikes and climbs with malamute
hikes and climbs with malamute
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wamtngal Member
Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2382 | TRs | Pics Location: somewhere |
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wamtngal
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Mon May 18, 2009 9:09 am
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Yana alluded to this, but if you do want to join the club and you are over 5'5", you CAN resort to other tactics to join our club...limb dismemberment being one. Really, for this elite club, you'll want to cut off your legs...
PS, Yana, did you know that when you do spellcheck, your name should be corrected to Hyaena? That makes me laugh.
Opinions expressed here are my own.
Opinions expressed here are my own.
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Tazz Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 7902 | TRs | Pics
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Tazz
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Mon May 18, 2009 9:28 am
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great i don't fit in either one! I am gonna go to my corner and start eating my worms!
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