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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 10:30 am 
If I were a country with a lot of oil right next to the USA, I'd be nervous. We had a discussion back in 1812, and what was that all about -- beaver pelts?

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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 11:08 am 
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the middle. -------------- Also from the Quora topic 2 posts ago.

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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 1:26 pm 
At the ski area out-of-bounds marker In America: We will pull your ticket! We will prosecute you! We will shoot you! In Canada: We're not coming to look for you!

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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 2:17 pm 
wolffie wrote:
If I were a country with a lot of oil right next to the USA, I'd be nervous.
If a country is so dependent on oil that it considers invading another country for more oil, then it needs to give serious thought to ways of reducing that dependency.
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We had a discussion back in 1812, and what was that all about -- beaver pelts?
Canada won that so-called war.

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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 3:06 pm 
Davinci wrote:
At the ski area out-of-bounds marker In America: We will pull your ticket! We will prosecute you! We will shoot you! In Canada: We're not coming to look for you!
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Since I have no expectations of forgiveness, I don't do it in the first place. That loop hole needs to be closed to everyone.
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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 3:27 pm 
Hey, the sign may say they won't come looking for out of bounds nitwits but in reality- they will get a search... smile.gif

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PostWed Aug 06, 2014 7:17 pm 
If there is an out of bounds sign: Americans will cross it, just because, Canadians will respect the sign, Québécois will cross it just to show whoever put the sign there.

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PostThu Aug 07, 2014 10:50 am 
I don't cross those out-of-bounds markers. My avalanche strategy is primarily focused on avoiding them. 1. I appreciate the efforts made by the patrol to help keep my save. 2. No amount of powder is worth risking someone else's life coming to look for me 3. I'm American

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PostTue Aug 26, 2014 4:29 pm 
Oh and some of y'all south of the border have no sense of humour... The poor Brits who twittered about the anniversary of the White House burning down...and then had to apologize? So sad. The sparklers were cute!

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PostTue Aug 26, 2014 6:15 pm 
Frosty wrote:
Oh and some of y'all south of the border have no sense of humour... The poor Brits who twittered about the anniversary of the White House burning down...and then had to apologize? So sad. The sparklers were cute!
But we just bought your biggest corporation (just joking about biggest defensive Great White Norhterns). burger.gif http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/08/26/burger-king-to-buy-tim-hortons-for-11-4-billion/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

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PostThu Aug 28, 2014 12:10 am 
Malachai Constant wrote:
Québécois will cross it just to show whoever put the sign there.
Even if it's written in French?

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PostThu Aug 28, 2014 11:46 pm 
I know a version of this ditty was posted upthread, but having run across it on tv tonight, I just had to share the cartoon version:

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PostFri Aug 29, 2014 12:42 pm 
"If there is an out of bounds sign: Americans will cross it, just because, Canadians will respect the sign, Québécois will cross it just to show whoever put the sign there." up.gif , very accurate. As for Davinci...you forgot to mention the part in America where a relative of yours sues the State for millions cause you lack foresight.

...wait...are we just going to hang here or go hiking?
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PostTue Dec 02, 2014 12:18 am 
http://www.unitednorthamerica.org/simdiff.htm

falling leaves / hide the path / so quietly ~John Bailey, "Autumn," a haiku year, 2001, as posted on oldgreypoet.com
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