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Where is The Angry Hiker?
Buying a Happy Meal at McDonalds
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Throwing golf clubs off Poo Poo Point
21%
 21%  [ 7 ]
Picking lint from his navel at Dirty Harry's Balcony
9%
 9%  [ 3 ]
Reading a good book in Dirty Harry's Outhouse
9%
 9%  [ 3 ]
Applying copious quanitites of moleskin at the foot of Little Si
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Working on his penmanship
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Hibernatin'
34%
 34%  [ 11 ]
Celebrating his birthday
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Trying not to celebrate his birthday
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Cartographing the Issaquah Alps
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Geocaching in Bellevue
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
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PostTue May 20, 2014 9:38 pm 
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PostTue May 20, 2014 11:02 pm 
When he stops shaking from his birthday dry heaves he will probably grind out Si or something this weekend and file a report.

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PostTue May 20, 2014 11:22 pm 
strange.gif

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PostTue May 20, 2014 11:52 pm 
There needs to be another option in the poll. Something about recovering from injuries from a vicious mauling inflicted by poodles.

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PostWed May 21, 2014 7:27 am 
Yes, there needs to be more options. How about "recovering from the trashing he received from the elitist, arrogant jerks on this site when he complained about the trail runners."

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PostWed May 21, 2014 8:07 am 
It seems like a lot of people have jumped off the NWH ship during this past year or so. Sad. frown.gif I miss classic moments from The Angry Hiker, such as this one:

60 pounds lighter but not 60 points brighter.
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PostWed May 21, 2014 12:59 pm 
Maybe he's out walking his rabid wolverines. Maybe he has a job (I have heard of them).

Some people have better things to do with their lives than walking the dog. Some don't.
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PostWed May 21, 2014 2:00 pm 
prison?

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PostWed May 21, 2014 2:38 pm 
Trail runners are pretty irritating, though.

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PostWed May 21, 2014 2:55 pm 
His FB profile says he lives in S. Lake Tahoe. But one can't trust anything he might post about himself.

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PostWed May 21, 2014 3:34 pm 
I heard there was a cairn haters convention in Duluth. ToppleFest '14 The NTSB sent a guest speaker to talk about how tall cairns along our trails pose a threat to our preschool and grade school children. Reports of unstable cairns falling on our youth have been coming in and I would not miss that presentation if I were AH.

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PostThu May 22, 2014 9:31 pm 
Schenk wrote:
I heard there was a cairn haters convention in Duluth.
I grew up in Duluth. At least, I was born and raised there. I don't want to miss that convention; we could get drunk and stone passersby while dismantling cairns.

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PostThu May 22, 2014 10:06 pm 
One of the dangers of making a map "on location", is that if the map has an error in it, then you are technically lost. Judging by the poll (which may prove quite valuable) Poo Poo Point would be the first place for SAR to look. souse.gif

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PostFri May 23, 2014 6:53 am 
mgd wrote:
One of the dangers of making a map "on location", is that if the map has an error in it, then you are technically lost.
mgd, I'm lost. I don't follow you. Actually he would not be lost (though he probably would not be geocaching in Bellevue either) because all the mapmaker has to do is, using his erroneous map, unwittingly retrace his or her steps back to a section of the map that is "not lost", and voila, you are found! That is why tourons are never actually lost, though all indications would indicate otherwise. up.gif up.gif I ask people for directions lots of times, but it is really to see if they are lost, not if I, touron, am lost. A more likely scenario is that The Angry Hiker tried to kick over a cairn that was too large and discombobulated his foot and much like a car with a bad wheel, he is now confusedly/angrily going around in circles or perhaps elipses ... ...

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PostFri May 23, 2014 7:27 am 
touron wrote:
A more likely scenario is that The Angry Hiker tried to kick over a cairn that was too large and discombobulated his foot and much like a car with a bad wheel, he is now confusedly/angrily going around in circles or perhaps elipses ... ...
That would mean he finally found that cairn on the popular trail, on the i90 corridor, that I booby trapped by gluing it together.... hehehe.... the Angry Hiker trap finally worked! naughty.gif

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