Seriously?
Would you want fall asleep smelling bacon? I dunno, maybe so...
Maybe add a Belgian waffle bed spread?
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The company says your "sweet bacony sleep experience may have the following effects:"
Happier dreams of breakfasts past, rolling around in a pile of bacon or placing the winning hog at the 4-H contest.
Effortless, overnight weight loss by kicking your digestive system into high gear - try not to eat your pillowcase.
Dramatic increases in your intelligence and higher brain functioning because... Bacon.
Easier wake-ups - your mornings will be like being shot out of a bacony cannon.
I emailed the story to a few people. Here is my mother's response:
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Friday, December 05, 2014 8:06 AM
When will they have bacon flavored panties?
Or bras? Then you can (Oh dear, shall I say it? Suck on Bacon?)
Too much information.
Mom
"I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each."
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"I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each."
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