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PostThu Dec 04, 2014 10:40 am 
Seriously? Would you want fall asleep smelling bacon? I dunno, maybe so... Maybe add a Belgian waffle bed spread?
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The company says your "sweet bacony sleep experience may have the following effects:" Happier dreams of breakfasts past, rolling around in a pile of bacon or placing the winning hog at the 4-H contest. Effortless, overnight weight loss by kicking your digestive system into high gear - try not to eat your pillowcase. Dramatic increases in your intelligence and higher brain functioning because... Bacon. Easier wake-ups - your mornings will be like being shot out of a bacony cannon.

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PostThu Dec 04, 2014 12:14 pm 
where do I find the bacon shaving cream?

"I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each."
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PostThu Dec 04, 2014 12:45 pm 
This is fantastic backpacking equipment for anyone wanting to be mauled by a bear!

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PostFri Dec 05, 2014 9:43 am 
I emailed the story to a few people. Here is my mother's response: - Friday, December 05, 2014 8:06 AM When will they have bacon flavored panties? Or bras? Then you can (Oh dear, shall I say it? Suck on Bacon?) Too much information. Mom

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