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PostMon Dec 29, 2014 11:38 am 
My 1999 Saturn station wagon doesn't have a speck of rust -- plastic rusts slowly -- but I pick up just as many babes when it's dirty as when it's clean. I know; I've washed it. Didn't help either time, even though it has fuel injection and an overhead cam engine, which would've picked up the whole cheerleading squad back when I was in high school. Maybe if I get a loud after-market muffler? Oversized tires won't fit. Maybe I should clean the inside, too? If I wash it and wax it so shiny that she can see her false eyelashes glitter in her reflection, she'll know I'm a shallow, superficial phoney. If I don't wash it, she'll know I'm lazy. If I clean it inside and out, I'll create a good but false first impression; truth will out, and she'll learn soon enough that I'm a slob. If I keep it in impeccable running condition with the windows spotlessly clean and the rest of it dirty, she'll know I'm a level-headed practical guy who cares about real things that matter -- in other words, a loser. OTOH, all the dog hair and doggy smell will show that I'm a sensitive guy who faithfully values good companionship and is loyal to friends. What to do? Maybe I should just get a Bentley, in which case none of this will matter.

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PostMon Dec 29, 2014 11:43 am 
have Al and Gwynnie wax it for you. wink.gif

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PostMon Dec 29, 2014 12:48 pm 
I've heard that Corgi slobber is the best sealant there is. I can tell you truthfully that big black mutt slobber is nearly impossible to get off of leather upholstery.

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PostMon Dec 29, 2014 1:18 pm 
use straight white vinegar. follow up with "The Tannery" (another line I repped.) works pretty good. buff it out after it dries.

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PostMon Dec 29, 2014 3:07 pm 
Thanks for the tip, I'll try that. Probably going to sell this car in the spring so will have to detail it. I'll let a pro buff and polish the paint but I can do the interior in an afternoon.

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