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PostFri May 11, 2018 10:26 am 
Bob Dylan had a pretty good description of why this happens: At midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew Come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do Then they bring them to the factory where the heart-attack machine Is strapped across their shoulders and then the kerosene Is brought down from the castles by insurance men who go Check to see that nobody is escaping to Desolation Row

Since I have no expectations of forgiveness, I don't do it in the first place. That loop hole needs to be closed to everyone.
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PostFri May 11, 2018 2:46 pm 
Nah, everyone knows it was the rules of the road that caught up to TAH. wink.gif

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PostFri May 11, 2018 4:41 pm 
Just_Some_Hiker wrote:
RandyHiker wrote:
TAH is much funnier.
Whatever happened to that guy?
Might not be a "Guy"?.....I am thinking "he" was an alt of Granola Girls.

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PostFri May 11, 2018 6:07 pm 
the thing is I thought it was BUTT-HAIR SPRAY....some of us need that.. up.gif up.gif absolute (OH A OHOH i SPELT THAT!!) FUNNIEST GODDDAMMM THING IS carrying actual bear spray anywhere in washington!!..what a crock!! lol.gif oh and I'm sorry chief..but this sight is for actual HIKERS who go hiking!!!!! headrub.gif pleaz (designate oh oh another one!!!)...yourself as a peak bugger..errr lurker??...

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PostFri May 11, 2018 10:19 pm 
So here's the plan. You slip me the two hundy. Im assuming thats all cash, right ? Then, if we see a bear, I wrastle it, you run like hell. Goats are all you though, they're the devils minions.

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PostFri May 11, 2018 10:23 pm 
rotf.gif HAHAHA this belongs on the onion! I had a coworker who came back from REI with 2 cans of bearspray and his nickname ever since that unfortunate day has been simply 'Bearspray' (or Spray for short). It's been 2 years and the name has stuck because it's so ridiculous that he would even need 1, much less 2 cans of the stuff

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PostSat May 12, 2018 8:26 am 
Just out of curiosity has anyone ever seen a bear in the Enchantments?

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PostSat May 12, 2018 8:46 am 
reststep wrote:
Just out of curiosity has anyone ever seen a bear in the Enchantments?
I'm not sure about any of the Enchantment Zones, but, I did capture this image at Lower Johnny Creek Campground last summer

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PostSat May 12, 2018 10:43 am 
geyer wrote:
rotf.gif HAHAHA this belongs on the onion! I had a coworker who came back from REI with 2 cans of bearspray and his nickname ever since that unfortunate day has been simply 'Bearspray' (or Spray for short). It's been 2 years and the name has stuck because it's so ridiculous that he would even need 1, much less 2 cans of the stuff
The key is to test the bear spray in a safe place like at home in the bathroom.

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PostSat May 12, 2018 12:32 pm 
Bootpathguy wrote:
reststep wrote:
Just out of curiosity has anyone ever seen a bear in the Enchantments?
I'm not sure about any of the Enchantment Zones, but, I did capture this image at Lower Johnny Creek Campground last summer
I wonder if he gave that bear a tic-tac first?

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PostSat May 12, 2018 1:50 pm 
Bedivere wrote:
I wonder if he gave that bear a tic-tac first?[/quote] I'm pretty sure that's Doug Seus, noted animal trainer. If you saw a movie w/ a griz in it, there's a good chance Doug is the guy that trained it. I think this is more or less the bear saying hi to him.

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PostSat May 12, 2018 1:55 pm 
trestle wrote:
Nah, everyone knows it was the rules of the road that caught up to TAH. wink.gif
You're right, that must've been what happened. up.gif

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PostSat May 12, 2018 11:56 pm 
olderthanIusedtobe wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's Doug Seus, noted animal trainer. If you saw a movie w/ a griz in it, there's a good chance Doug is the guy that trained it. I think this is more or less the bear saying hi to him.
Yeah, I know. I'm still thinking he wishes the bear had a tic-tac first.

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PostSun May 13, 2018 9:15 am 
Bedivere wrote:
olderthanIusedtobe wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's Doug Seus, noted animal trainer. If you saw a movie w/ a griz in it, there's a good chance Doug is the guy that trained it. I think this is more or less the bear saying hi to him.
Yeah, I know. I'm still thinking he wishes the bear had a tic-tac first.
That was my neighbor Ron Johnson...or was it John Ronson...I can't remember now Anyway, we found Ron-John in a pile under a tree mixed with some blueberries and most of the contents if our cooler. The bear did pass the flannel shirt

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PostSun May 13, 2018 2:37 pm 
Bedivere wrote:
I'm still thinking he wishes the bear had a tic-tac first.
A tic-tac is pretty small in the maw of a bear. Proportionately speaking, a fresh urinal biscuit might be in order but they are a bit strong.

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