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PostSat Dec 29, 2018 6:20 pm 
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I hiked the Lime Kiln trail today, outside Granite Falls.  A sign at the trailhead warns that Sasquatch have been reported in the area.  I have to admit the trail was dark, the woods were thick, it looked like a place squatches would live.

Well, I know what to do if I see a bear or a mountain lion, but not a bigfoot.  What say you?

Do Sasquatches hibernate?
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PostSat Dec 29, 2018 7:21 pm 
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Now with Sasquatch your gon' want a gun. Plain and simple. Look here's the deal, its gonna charge you!!! These days you need to 1) get out o' there breathin' and 2) provide the evidence the Bigfoot research communty needs!!!!

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Share your beef jerky with him.   hockeygrin.gif

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PostSat Dec 29, 2018 9:20 pm 
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Same answer as I give people who ask me about bear/cougar attacks and my bear spray on my waist:  "I'll unholster the bear spray as fast as I can and spray it all over myself so that I'll taste really bad to the attacker!"..
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Get out your camera or phone and snap away like crazy, you’ll be rich, rich I tell you, or at least your heirs will be. cool.gif

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PostSat Dec 29, 2018 10:51 pm 
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Malachai Constant wrote:
Get out your camera or phone and snap away like crazy, you’ll be rich, rich I tell you, or at least your heirs will be. cool.gif

What hairs?
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Cribbage, they love to play cribbage.  But be aware most of them cheat.

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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 8:07 am 
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Cyclopath wrote:
Well, I know what to do if I see a bear or a mountain lion, but not a bigfoot. 

Hmmm, if (IF) it were a real possibility, there would be suggestions as to what action(s) to take.

However, based on conversations with a guy who is convinced they are indeed real, and certainly do live in the forests of the Cascades, the best bet, by far, is to not be in the area during their hunting time. Dusk to dawn mostly.  huh.gif

Now if you DO get a picture, make sure it's a very good one, none of this blurry fuzzy stuff we've likely all seen so far.  lol.gif

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Hike with an unleashed dog and they will bark and scare it away.  Then, after rolling in bigfoot poop, they will return prancing with tail held high for you to give praise and love.

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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 8:57 am 
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Interesting strategy to reduce number of hikers on your local trail.
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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 10:37 am 
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Hike with an unleashed dog

Sasquatches eat dogs! It's their favorite food.

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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 10:42 am 
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Duck and cover.
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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 10:52 am 
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An opportunity for romance?

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PostSun Dec 30, 2018 1:06 pm 
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RumiDude wrote:
treeswarper wrote:
Hike with an unleashed dog

Sasquatches eat dogs! It's their favorite food.

Rumi

The Demon Dog can easily outrun such a beast.  She runs so fast that her feet make flames.  No Sasquatch can keep up.

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moonspots wrote:
Now if you DO get a picture, make sure it's a very good one, none of this blurry fuzzy stuff we've likely all seen so far.

Well that's good news at least.  I tried to get a Smudge Stick to wipe on my camera, but I can't find them anywhere.
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