[Cyclopath]

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device “At this point, my partner who works at a hospital was laughing at me,” he said. “I was trying to pull them out but there is a ridge at the bottom of my nose you can’t get past. “After struggling for 20 minutes, I decided to Google the problem and found an article about an 11-year-old boy who had the same problem. The solution in that was more magnets. To put on the outside to offset the pull from the ones inside. “As I was pulling downwards to try and remove the magnets, they clipped on to each other and I lost my grip. And those two magnets ended up in my left nostril while the other one was in my right. At this point I ran out of magnets.” Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose. “Every time I brought the pliers close to my nose, my entire nose would shift towards the pliers and then the pliers would stick to the magnet,” he said. “It was a little bit painful at this point. “My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me. The doctors thought it was quite funny, making comments like ‘This is an injury due to self-isolation and boredom.’”

[Brushwork]

Some really good laughs here, thank you all!

[Anne Elk]

Cyclopath, I thought surely that would be an article from The Onion, but no.

[Bedivere]

Ikea to the rescue

[Bedivere]

What I'm doing tomorrow night!

[Bedivere]

[Bedivere]

[Bedivere]

[Brushwork]

[RayD]

[Cyclopath]

[ale_capone]

Be there, or be square.

[Randito]

[Cheech and Chong]

THC TP

[ET Call Home!]

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