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RayD
the griz ate my pass
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RayD
the griz ate my pass
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LOL! Excellent advice.
don't believe everything you think
don't believe everything you think
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Jack Kevorkian
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Latest craze! New Game in Town!
Corona Russian Roulette!
If you're under 60 and in good health, you only get ONE bullet.
If you're over 60, you get to load TWO bullets into the cylinder.
If you're over 60 and have respiratory issues, you get FOUR bullets!
YAY!
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Miss Clairol
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Mike Collins
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As I tap into future energy I am thinking about the upcoming Hanukkah season which is still months away. We will reflect back to this time as we light the candles and recount the story of how a single roll of toilet paper miraculously lasted for eight days and eight nights in our home.
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Betty Crocker
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 corona cake
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MtnGoat
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MtnGoat
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Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:45 am |
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CNN's Ratings Collapse As Coronavirus Fears Empty American Airports
| Quote: | | NN's ratings have somehow tanked even worse than they previously had as Americans began to quarantine themselves and stopped taking commercial flights, emptying American airports and robbing the cable channel of its captive audience.
While CNN is usually able to claim millions of captive viewers every day, their audience dropped to almost nothing overnight. With airports completely devoid of weary travelers with dead smartphones and nothing to look at but CNN, the core of the channel's audience has disappeared overnight.
Screens at airports across the country continued to play CNN to empty airports, creating a spooky, dystopian atmosphere as hosts ranted to no one in particular.
On-air personalities were quick to blame the ratings dive on... |
Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined
| Quote: | | BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.
According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.
"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."
He shrugged. "It's just science." |
Millennials Finally Take Coronavirus Seriously As Avocado Toast Supplies Run Out
| Quote: | | Many millennials haven't been taking coronavirus seriously, continuing to go out to crowded concerts, theme parks, and doorknob licking conventions.
But finally, many 20-40-year-olds are treating this crisis with the gravity it deserves as the ingredients to make avocado toast begin to dwindle at their local grocery stores. First, many of them went to their local cafes where they can spend $15 on a slice of the delicious toast. But the cafes were either shut down or completely out of bread and avocados and couldn't fill their orders.
So, they did the unthinkable and went to the grocery store to get the stuff to make avocado toast on their own.
"No bread... no avocados... I can't even! I have literally lost the ability to even! My evening capability is totally gone!" cried one Portland woman as she began to freak out at her local supermarket. "This! Is! Serious!" |
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
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MtnGoat
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The Stay the **** at home song - explicit language warning...it is worth it.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
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Indra
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Indra
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Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:25 am |
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 handwashing challenges
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Iron Butterfly
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 handwashing song
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Ciscoe Morris
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Julia Child
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Cheech and Chong
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Mikhail Baryshnikov
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Monty Python
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