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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 11:55 am 
I was going to post this in the CV thread, but I figured people who aren't following that thread probably need TP too. I've been avoiding grocery stores, but everyone tells me the shelves are always empty of TP. If you go to regular Amazon, you won't find much. But Amazon Fresh has it (Quilted Northern) in stock. Good chance they won't have a delivery time available. That's ok. Load up your cart - you don't want to be going to grocery stores right now anyway, and they'll waive the delivery fee if you spend $35. Very good chance they won't have everything you want to order, meaning if you put exactly $35 in your cart they'll probably cancel some items, bring the total down, and then charge you for delivery. They seem to open new delivery times at midnight, so have everything ready if you can't get one, and check out at 12:01 am. I didn't think they'd be able to actually deliver on this, but now I have a bunch of fresh fruit and berries, broccoli, bread, milk, half and half, and 60 rolls. I'm rich!! I'm playing toilet paper fairy and earning good karma by making my neighbors very happy.

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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 12:21 pm 
I got a big pack at costco last week.

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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 5:03 pm 
FWIW: Both Costco and Home Depot in Redmond were well stocked with TP today. I suspect TP sales will be way down for a couple months.

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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 5:31 pm 
I need whole wheat bread flour, not TP for my bunghole!!

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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 5:53 pm 
Kids growing up right now will go through their lives overstocked on toilet paper and afraid to run out.

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PostMon Apr 13, 2020 6:37 pm 
Cyclopath wrote:
Kids growing up right now will go through their lives overstocked on toilet paper and afraid to run out.
Nah, as part of the ritual rejection of parental behavior that teenagers go through, they will learn to clean their butt using their left middle finger and nothing else.

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