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Blowdown Sawin' Logs ...
Joined: 24 Aug 2011 Posts: 375 | TRs | Pics Location: On the Summit |
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Blowdown
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:44 am
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BREAKING NEWS!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
"YUGE" SALE of AWESOME NEW CAMPING PRODUCTS! Quantities are limited, so get yours today!
400-Liter hydration pack! Now you can drink continuously for up to 80 miles! Food-grade construction also allows for coffee, bourbon, or other adult beverages! Call for prices! 1000-Liter size also available.
Post-Pandemic Workwear Ensemble! Remember when these outfits were on the first page of the REI catalog? They're back in style with a vengeance! Be fashion-forward when you return to the Amazon Spheres in this dapper ensemble. Best prices of the season!
Technical fire starters! Touch a match to these bad boys and stand back! Guaranteed to start a fire even along the soggy Duckabush! Not available in Eastern Washington. Plus they're [almost] edible!
High-speed bluetooth-enabled electric boot wheels! Our tester just covered the whole PCT from Mexico to Canada in 13 days! New low price. Easily outrun rangers!
Nom nom nom! Official WTA On-Trail Feed Bag! Never be hungry on the trail again! Allows continuous scarfing of all your favorites: Trail mix, Skittles, Kit-Kats, Spam, Cheetos, oats, alfalfa ... the cuisine choices are endless! Bright yellow helps other hikers avoid collisions with you as you munch your way down the trail. Buy two get one free!
nwhikersCard holders get a 3% discount ... provided they pay cash!
Happy April 1st, and hope to see you on the trail soon!
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neek Member
Joined: 12 Sep 2011 Posts: 2337 | TRs | Pics Location: Seattle, WA |
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:00 am
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Stefan Member
Joined: 17 Dec 2001 Posts: 5091 | TRs | Pics
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:52 pm
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I would love to see that hydration pack on mt. si !
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whitebark Member
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 1864 | TRs | Pics Location: Seattle |
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RichP Member
Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 5634 | TRs | Pics Location: here |
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:30 pm
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I'm definitely interested in one of those feed bags.
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InFlight coated in DEET
Joined: 20 May 2015 Posts: 847 | TRs | Pics Location: Seattle area |
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InFlight
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:22 pm
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400 liters of water is 400 kg, so only 882 pounds. No problem hauling that up Mt. Si.
A keg of beer might be more practical!
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...” ― Henry David Thoreau
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...” ― Henry David Thoreau
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mosey Member
Joined: 18 Dec 2018 Posts: 163 | TRs | Pics
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:39 pm
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Great start on being an REI competitor. For your next product might I suggest "crevasse-pons" which have spring loaded center bars that expand up to 15 feet to cross small crevasses.
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GaliWalker Have camera will use
Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 4929 | TRs | Pics Location: Pittsburgh |
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GaliWalker
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Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:27 am
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Blowdown wrote: | 400-Liter hydration pack! Now you can drink continuously for up to 80 miles! Food-grade construction also allows for coffee, bourbon, or other adult beverages! Call for prices! 1000-Liter size also available.
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I guess this is where the porters in the Karakorams shop!
Check out the 2nd porter
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