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Dayhike Mike
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| hikermike wrote: | | I haven't looked at another woman since I got married 30 yrs ago. |
Repeat after me: "I'm married, not buried." (Also know as the "wed, not dead" argument.)
One thing that always gets me that isn't immediately apparent is an accent...something about a lilting Scottish, Irish, British or Australian accent causes my heart to skip a beat and makes me weak in the knees.
Same goes for the accents from any number of European countries. Germany and Austria? Oh yeah. Italy, France, or Spain? Whooo boy! Latinas speaking Spanish or Poruguese? Melt me like buddah, baby...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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Backpacker Joe
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Joined: 16 Dec 2001
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| Dayhike Mike wrote: | | hikermike wrote: | | I haven't looked at another woman since I got married 30 yrs ago. |
Repeat after me: "I'm married, not buried." (Also know as the "wed, not dead" argument.)
One thing that always gets me that isn't immediately apparent is an accent...something about a lilting Scottish, Irish, British or Australian accent causes my heart to skip a beat and makes me weak in the knees.
Same goes for the accents from any number of European countries. Germany and Austria? Oh yeah. Italy, France, or Spain? Whooo boy! Latinas speaking Spanish or Poruguese? Melt me like buddah, baby... |
Southern men sound like dumb ass hicks. Southern women sound like everything wonderful!
TB
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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AJ Montgomery
Hairfree fotografer
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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Location: On top. |
A curvaceous body, the whole body! As for a particular part, the backside. God did that on purpose . . . men will chase a woman with a nice backside!
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Backpacker Joe
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Joined: 16 Dec 2001
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Location: Cle Elum |
| AJ Montgomery wrote: | | A curvaceous body, the whole body! As for a particular part, the backside. God did that on purpose . . . men will chase a woman with a nice backside! |
Butts make the world go round!
Well, female butts that is.
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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kleet
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kleet
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A fuxk, why do I not give one?
A fuxk, why do I not give one?
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Backpacker Joe
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Wow Kleetster, that is a good one for sure.
BUTT, that said you can never talk to much about the female behind.
Beat that horse Mr..
TB
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Dayhike Mike
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Joined: 02 Mar 2003
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Location: Going to Tukwila |
Just a note: that picture was of a horse, not an ass.
If you're looking for pictures of asses, check over here.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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Chief Paulina
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Location: Ochoco country |
Did you ever notice that, up close, butt crack and cleavage look a lot alike, yet are so different? 
"Life's been good to me so far" - Joe Walsh
"Life's been good to me so far" - Joe Walsh
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salish
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One thing that always gets me that isn't immediately apparent is an accent...something about a lilting Scottish, Irish, British or Australian accent causes my heart to skip a beat and makes me weak in the knees.
I can't resist this. I don't want much regular TV, but there's this Irish lass on a program called "Touched by An Angel", and I would leave my wife and sell the kids and dogs and cats and do anything I could think of to hookup with her. I don't even know who she is, but she's got red hair, deep beautiful eyes, full red lips, and the most beautiful Irish brogue I've ever heard. Sigh.....
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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NWHiker Whipping Boy
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I think we haveon this whole "beat the dead horse" thing.
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Backpacker Joe
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Joined: 16 Dec 2001
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Location: Cle Elum |
| salish wrote: | | One thing that always gets me that isn't immediately apparent is an accent...something about a lilting Scottish, Irish, British or Australian accent causes my heart to skip a beat and makes me weak in the knees.
I can't resist this. I don't want much regular TV, but there's this Irish lass on a program called "Touched by An Angel", and I would leave my wife and sell the kids and dogs and cats and do anything I could think of to hookup with her. I don't even know who she is, but she's got red hair, deep beautiful eyes, full red lips, and the most beautiful Irish brogue I've ever heard. Sigh..... |
Roma Downey!!!
http://www.touched.com/roma.html
She is SO HOT! Oh man what I wouldnt do.
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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horse with no name
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Yup, nice ass is an absolute prerequisite. No large women however -- don't get me wrong. Nothing worse than a fatass. Petite women are best.
I've also known girls with flat asses, and sorry, they just don't make the cut, cute face aside. 
So take notice, women: No nice ass, no hot dog! 
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Backpacker Joe
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| horse with no name wrote: | | Yup, nice ass is an absolute prerequisite. No large women however -- don't get me wrong. Nothing worse than a fatass. Petite women are best.
I've also known girls with flat asses, and sorry, they just don't make the cut, cute face aside.
So take notice, women: No nice ass, no hot dog! |
Wow, I concure completely. It always amazes me how many guys I know that are WAY INTO BIIIIIG women!
Petite women ARE TO DIE FOR!
That Dicey just KILLS ME! So hot......
TB
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Erik the Nav
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Nape of the neck.
Oh, just for one example, really.... and maybe I like it mostly as a, mmm, target.. but yeah. Nape of the neck. The whole neck. And back. and below the back, and and... but yeah, nape of the neck....
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polarbear
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Now I know this thread did some good. It brought Erik out of hibernation.
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