[Fruit Stripe]

If'in you'd need your gums cleaned, you knows you'd don't call da dentist. Take um to da Gumsmith. He cleanum, boreum, and reblue dum.

[Taffy the Welshman]

Please gentlemen and ladies, I should like to say that I switched to chewing taffy long ago. There are no laws against taffy at this point though one was marrowly voted down last year by a wide margin, mostly because it didn't hold alot of salt. I've been pulling to get taffy recognized as a friend of the forest for a long long time. It's enviro friendly, no outhouse gasses or ozone depleting regions. But we have to stick together, otherwise it's back to gnawing on legs of beef.

[ajgoodkids]

If ya wanna sneak up on gum game, ya gots ta wear gumshoes. Ya gots ta keep yor' gumshoes dry or they'll get all gummy an' sticks to things like wet gumsticks. If yor' hunting gum game, jus' brings gumpowder an' add water.

[kleet]

Whaddaya bet they ban gum in this museum?

[touron]

Interesting. If you look closely at the picture, it actually appears to be a dude, possibly with a piece of gum in his mouth, his jaw being in the down action of chewing?? I put in an overlay to help the visuals.

chewster

[cajunhiker]

I thought GUM was a department store in Moscow.... go to http://www.highbeam.com/library/doc0.asp?DOCID=1G1:119022990&refid=holomed_1 to see fer yersef