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How do you handle the nuisance nightly mosquito?
Wait until the buzzing is at it's loudest, then the random swat
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Wait until the buzzing stops or I feel it land, then swat
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Try and be really still and not breath so it will fly on by
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zzzz....awwwmm...what? mosquito? who cares?!! ...zzzzzzzzz
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PostSun Sep 03, 2006 10:55 pm 
Your lying in bed just about to go to sleep after a long day of hiking. Then you hear it, a soft buzz, growing louder. It seems you have a few options. 1. Slap at your ear right at the moment that the buzzing seems loudest 2. Wait until you feel it land, then slap 3. Hope that it is just accidentally flying by and doesn't realize you are in the room What do you do? buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . ^ . | . swat at this point?

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PostSun Sep 03, 2006 11:09 pm 
I reach over, very quietly, and gently pull the covers down, exposing one of Spindys juicy arms, then I burrow in my bag and count to 30. Usually does the trick.

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PostSun Sep 03, 2006 11:10 pm 
That's evil!!!

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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 7:43 am 
captain jack wrote:
I reach over, very quietly, and gently pull the covers down, exposing one of Spindys juicy arms, then I burrow in my bag and count to 30. Usually does the trick.
I hate to see what happens when you run across a bear...pour berry juice all down her backpack...oops, shouldnt have given you any ideers lol.gif

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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 9:00 am 
The other option is to wake your hiking partner up, light up the entire tent with headlamps and mount a full out assault on every little buggy thing you can find.

If life gives you melons - you might be dyslexic
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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 9:08 am 
"Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never been in bed with a mosquito." -Christie Todd Whitman

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about??
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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 10:10 am 
I'm with Jen on this one...find it and kill it!

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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 10:23 am 
actionbetty wrote:
I hate to see what happens when you run across a bear...pour berry juice all down her backpack...oops, shouldnt have given you any ideers lol.gif
shakehead.gif Old ziplock bag with half a can of Rainier beer, and 2 glazed Crispy Cremes in it. hihi.gif

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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 1:59 pm 
They've never really bugged (ha) me much.

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PostMon Sep 04, 2006 2:13 pm 
Quote:
Old ziplock bag with half a can of Rainier beer, and 2 glazed Crispy Cremes in it.
umm....where are you hiking next?

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