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Schenk Off Leash Man
Joined: 16 Apr 2012 Posts: 2372 | TRs | Pics Location: Traveling, with the bear, to the other side of the Mountain |
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Schenk
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:44 am
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Well, I, for one, am going to invest in Killdozer stock.
It is obvious there will be a run on Killdozers that will clear the shelves once the Zombie Apocalypse gets under way.
Lots of money to be made off Killdozers if you are prepared and take advantage of the market.
Sign up for my free webinar "How to make a killing off Killdozers in the coming Apocalypse"
Nature exists with a stark indifference to humans' situation.
Nature exists with a stark indifference to humans' situation.
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Randito Snarky Member
Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Posts: 9514 | TRs | Pics Location: Bellevue at the moment. |
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Randito
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:11 am
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Zombie proof killdozers would be a hot item on ebay.
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treeswarper Alleged Sockpuppet!
Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 11279 | TRs | Pics Location: Don't move here |
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treeswarper
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:14 am
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I don't follow the latest zombie killing tech, but wouldn't a tree processor head need to be attached to the killdozer? I thought zombies had to be decapitated to be killed. Hah, now the name of the Dangle Head Processor can have new meaning.
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
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Backpacker Joe Blind Hiker
Joined: 16 Dec 2001 Posts: 23956 | TRs | Pics Location: Cle Elum |
Damn, that thing's EEEEEVIL!
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."
— Abraham Lincoln
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treeswarper Alleged Sockpuppet!
Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 11279 | TRs | Pics Location: Don't move here |
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treeswarper
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:29 am
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I have often wondered why processors have not shown up in horror movies. Maybe because they are very expensive?
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
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Randito Snarky Member
Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Posts: 9514 | TRs | Pics Location: Bellevue at the moment. |
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Randito
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:51 pm
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treeswarper wrote: | I have often wondered why processors have not shown up in horror movies. Maybe because they are very expensive? |
Naw, I think it's that they are so far removed from the awareness of the moving going target demographic and that of horror film directors that it doesn't click.
But even city folk have seen a wood chipper in action.
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Windstorm Member
Joined: 16 Dec 2014 Posts: 288 | TRs | Pics
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And I thought they still cut down trees with chainsaws. Yikes!
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treeswarper Alleged Sockpuppet!
Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 11279 | TRs | Pics Location: Don't move here |
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treeswarper
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:33 pm
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Not to worry, yet. Those machines can't work on steep ground so chainsaws are still used and also used when trees are too big for those machines.
I guess a company brought one of the early machines here to demonstrate, and our trees were too tall and heavy for it. Since then, improvements have been made and they can handle our trees.
They might not be able to catch zombies-- depending on how fast the zombies move.
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
What's especially fun about sock puppets is that you can make each one unique and individual, so that they each have special characters. And they don't have to be human––animals and aliens are great possibilities
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Token Civilian Member
Joined: 02 Sep 2010 Posts: 590 | TRs | Pics
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IDK Tree.....zombies are pretty lethargic, but relentless, in most renditions. The nice thing about that Zombie processor is it looks like it had a saw at either end, so it wouldn't matter which way you plucked the zombie - just run 'em back and forth until a proper line up and you could Marie Antoinette said zombie into full death.
Killdozer with a logging tree processor head......sounds like a doomsday machine. Better get one before there is a doomsday gap.
Gee I wish we had one of those doomsday machines.
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InFlight coated in DEET
Joined: 20 May 2015 Posts: 848 | TRs | Pics Location: Seattle area |
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InFlight
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:37 pm
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I found it ironic that the one inside the dozer felt he was a patriot, and those outside saw a tyrant. No reference to war intended.
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...” ― Henry David Thoreau
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...” ― Henry David Thoreau
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Jumble Jowls Member
Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 306 | TRs | Pics Location: now here |
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