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Brain Hates whining
Joined: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 690 | TRs | Pics Location: Hillsboro, OR |
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Brain
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:43 pm
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My friend and I have this theory that women in the outdoors automatically jump up about 3-4 points on the ratings scale just because they're out there. So if I see a woman that would probably be a 7 in the city (7 is attractive) up high on a trail or mountain, she is now a 10+. Hiking in a sports bra adds another point. I do, however, have to guess as to what the particular woman's city rating would be because the vision of them in the wilderness definitely clouds my judgement.
Sorry if this makes me a caveman, but I'm truly convinced that there is nothing hotter than a woman in the wilderness.
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone
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sten Member
Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 479 | TRs | Pics
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sten
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:57 pm
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That's ok. We think guys in the wilderness are pretty cool too. Especially if they know how to change the oil in the car, fix the roof, fix the washing machine (& how to use it), know which end of a vacumm to point at dirt, can mow the lawn, wash dishes, cook more than sloppy joes, brew beer, knows which fork to use for the salad, and ain't always looking at us to cook dinner after a hard day's hike in the wilderness (or hard days work in the office). Now that's friggin' hot!
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Dayhike Mike Bad MFKer
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 10955 | TRs | Pics Location: Going to Tukwila |
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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wildernessed viewbagger
Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 9275 | TRs | Pics Location: Wenatchee |
Sounds like all that activity boosted your testosterone levels.
Living in the Anthropocene
Living in the Anthropocene
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Tazz Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 7902 | TRs | Pics
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:04 pm
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Meander J Prettymountain
Joined: 15 Jul 2006 Posts: 288 | TRs | Pics Location: Seattle |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:08 pm
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Funny you say that, since that is when we are at our dirtiest with greasy hair. Pig Pen emoticon.
But maybe you like it dirty
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Dayhike Mike Bad MFKer
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 10955 | TRs | Pics Location: Going to Tukwila |
Jensea wrote: | Funny you say that, since that is when we are at our dirtiest with greasy hair. Pig Pen emoticon.
But maybe you like it dirty |
<grin> I'd admit that without skipping a beat.
Actually I'm amazed at how many women don't realize that you look absolutely amazing first thing in the morning. I hate it when women go scampering off to "put their face on" when truthfully, it's the natural look that gets me high.
Don't get me wrong, the made up / fancy look can be nice too, but there's something inherently sexy about that natural look.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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captain jack Serving suggestion
Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 3389 | TRs | Pics Location: Upper Fidalgo |
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Stones funk soul brother
Joined: 08 Apr 2004 Posts: 1594 | TRs | Pics Location: in your soul kitchen |
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Stones
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:29 pm
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The hotness factor increases proportionally with the number of days you have spent on the trail.
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire
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sarbar Living The Dream
Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Posts: 8055 | TRs | Pics Location: Freeland, Wa |
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sarbar
Living The Dream
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:41 pm
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Putz-in-Boots wrote: | Oh....yeah. I feel sexxxxy when I've been out in the bush for 5 days. I smell like a dog which had taken to rolling in the neighbors garbage, my hair nappier than all get out, and I'm covered in bug dope and smashed bugs, sunscreen, dirt, and my own BO.
Wow guys....bring it on! Don't just look. Make a pass! |
Considering I don't wear deodrant on the trail, the only guys looking me up and down must have no sense of smell Or the wind is blowing the other way really good. LOL!
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Quark Niece of Alvy Moore
Joined: 15 May 2003 Posts: 14152 | TRs | Pics
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Quark
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:58 pm
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Man, you chicks make it sound as if being outdoors with no makeup or deodorant is new.
I have a certain odeur about me after a few days, but it's just an odeur au naturale, nothing that warrants much mention.
I'm not surprised when I get a second look out of a feller. But if he looks a third time, I practically faint. Usually they look, then think, "wow, I'd better investigate this a bit further" and so they turn and look again, and then they think, "aw, Hell." Then they move on.
"...Other than that, the post was more or less accurate."
Bernardo, NW Hikers' Bureau Chief of Reporting
"...Other than that, the post was more or less accurate."
Bernardo, NW Hikers' Bureau Chief of Reporting
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David Member
Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 168 | TRs | Pics
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:13 pm
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It's the sweat, plus the fact that you're willing to get sweaty. It's also I think, at least for me personally, that it's the strong willed-ness that tends to go w/ hiker girls, and guys like that.
It's also the braids!
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sarbar Living The Dream
Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Posts: 8055 | TRs | Pics Location: Freeland, Wa |
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sarbar
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:16 pm
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I actually think the real reason my husband is always "on-call" at work is so that his image of me won't be tarnished. Being a light weight wanker I consider sleeves to be kleenex, and that one pair of underwear can and should be worn for 5 days.
He asks that I get home from trips before he gets home from work, so I can be all clean and shiny with shaved armpits before he gets home. And that my rank and stanky clothes are out in the garage
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trailjunky Backcountry Bumpkin'
Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 1124 | TRs | Pics Location: timberline |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:20 pm
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There's nothing sexier than a women with a trowel, and knows how to use it.
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Dayhike Mike Bad MFKer
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 10955 | TRs | Pics Location: Going to Tukwila |
Putz-in-Boots wrote: | Oh....yeah. I feel sexxxxy when I've been out in the bush for 5 days. I smell like a dog which had taken to rolling in the neighbors garbage, my hair nappier than all get out, and I'm covered in bug dope and smashed bugs, sunscreen, dirt, and my own BO. |
Heh.
The fact that a woman enjoys being in the mountains is a major plus as far as hotness factor is concerned. I want a woman who can kick some serious ass.
The other comment about being sexy au naturel, first thing in the morning, pre-makeup, pre-morning primp, that just speaks to the fact that men don't mind the little imperfections and in fact, that natural look can be a real turn-on. No assembly required.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is natural. Stupidity takes commitment." -Solomon Short
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