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The Angry Hiker SAR Blacklistee
Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 2890 | TRs | Pics Location: Kentwila |
The great thing about decommissioned logging roads is that they're relatively easy and inexpensive to turn into hiking trails.
Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE TRAILS ALREADY!!!
You simply close the road to vehicles, put up a sign at the trailhead, and you've got yourself another I-90 poop receptacle.
Case in point:
Dirty Harry's Peak Mt. Washington Teneriffe
Clean, straight trails with plenty of elbow room, and at a fraction of the cost of carving a new trail into the mountain. Ain't that grand?
Unfortunately, the folks in charge of decommissioning the Granite Creek Road couldn't leave well enough alone.
NICE JOB
Apparently, their cunning plan was to pile whatever crap they could find into the road, and then wind a trail up through the middle of it - supposedly to disguise the fact that this was ever a logging road to begin with.
Is this really necessary?
While most trails follow the natural contour of the terrain, Granite Lakes Trail forces you to pointlessly swerve and zig zig around a perfectly straight trail like a drunk negotiating the ticket line at Disneyland. So what would've normally taken you 5 minutes to hike now takes three times that long and makes you want to upchuck your Egg McMuffin in the process.
I've seen the WTA pull off more convincing "trail improvements" after one of their infamous backwoods orgies of booze and hallucinogenics.
All along the trail, trees were uprooted and boulders were rolled in to prevent people from - God forbid - walking in a straight line.
Very Natural Yeah, that's convincing Stump slalom
In some areas, trees were topped or cut down to provide hikers with phoney baloney views.
Phoney Baloney View Phony Baloney View Another Phoney Bloney View
I guess there used to be a nice concrete bridge here, but they tore it out and put in a slippery log that will wash away and need to be replaced every 2 years - until someone has the brilliant idea to put in a giant steel monstrosity that costs 750 bajillion dollars and looks like crap.
Idiotic Bridge
And everywhere you look: patio furniture.
Patio Furniture Patio Furniture on Granite Lakes Trail Patio Furniture on Granite Lakes Trail
That many benches is just begging for the trail to be clogged with fat chicks like globules of grease in Michael Moore's superior vena cava.
It's not all bad, though. Once you get over the initial nausea, the landscaping is quite amazing. Every stone, stump, and stick seems to have been strategically placed to create an air of authenticity, but the whole hike comes off like a stroll through Thomas Kincade's garden after he went nuts and they found him naked in a tree, biting the heads off of squirrels.
Driftwood brought in from Alki Beach Carefully placed mossy rocks Strategically placed boulders Strategically placed boulders Thomas Kincade called...he wants his strategically placed mushroom log back! Oh, I guess I'll just go around this log that somehow magically found its way here
Once the snow starts, you can ignore the insanity and just plow across the pointless switchbacks, but then the obnoxious trenches start up - which I suspect are the result of the bad drainage caused by the crummy trail improvements.
Granite Lakes Granite Lakes Granite Lakes Granite Lakes World Record Post-Hole Please Mr. Angry Hiker! Save me from these sh*tty trail improvements!
So what it all comes down to is that Granite Lakes Trail is a total waste of money and an insult to your intelligence.
Well, mine anyway. I'm sure the poodle wranglers will dig it. One "Hidden Gem" write-up in the daily rag and Granite Lakes will be suckering them in like Grandma to a Nigerian email scam.
Granite Lakes Trail
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Foist Sultan of Sweat
Joined: 08 May 2006 Posts: 3974 | TRs | Pics Location: Back! |
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:41 pm
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What a totally ridiculous waste.
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patrickb87 hello internet
Joined: 07 Feb 2013 Posts: 75 | TRs | Pics Location: Tacoma |
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:56 pm
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I think I've seen this on another trail.. Seems like a lot of effort that could have/should have been redirected to a trail revival or something.
its more interesting to watch nature run its course
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cascadeclimber Member
Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1427 | TRs | Pics
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You are trying to get me all cranked out of shape again. It won't work. This time. But don't let that stop you from trying again soon.
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Malachai Constant Member
Joined: 13 Jan 2002 Posts: 16105 | TRs | Pics Location: Back Again Like A Bad Penny |
Whats more is that a few years ago the road extended to within 1/4 of a mile from the summit of Mailbox (national junk depository) until it was restored to an unholy (actually quite holey) condition by scraping off the outside edge and pushing it down into the lower switchback after trashing the old road they are now building a new short gauge road (called a "trail") to the same place how do you like my Joycian sentence
"You do not laugh when you look at the mountains, or when you look at the sea." Lafcadio Hearn
"You do not laugh when you look at the mountains, or when you look at the sea." Lafcadio Hearn
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flatsqwerl Member
Joined: 23 Feb 2010 Posts: 1055 | TRs | Pics Location: tacoma |
life is so hard for you..
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Sadie's Driver Sadie's Driver
Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1763 | TRs | Pics Location: Welcome Pass |
Four-paw buddy lets me tag along!
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BaNosser Member
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:32 pm
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Government work... imagine that...
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tigermn Member
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Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:47 pm
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How far up to you have to get to hit snow? I was contemplating this one. Did you start from the road off of Middle Fork or take the short cut further up?
Yea the last time I did this hike you could have (and I saw one) a mountain bike or at least pushed it up and coasted down. Not so much now it appears.
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Kat Turtle Hiker
Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 2560 | TRs | Pics
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:13 am
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Hilarious and yet oh-so-true AH. This used to be a pleasant multi-use trail/road, I've used my feet, bicycle, skis, and snowshoes on this trail - now, it's a mess for anything except hiking and as you humorously pointed out they've screwed that up too making it pointlessly meanderingly longer.
Weirdly enough, some folks have posted they like this re-deconstruction of junk 'n stumps, go figure.
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tigermn Member
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:00 am
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Yea that road/trail was long enough without forcing one to now zig zag. It's not like it was super steep or anything.
Are bikes even allowed anymore? Although I never tried it before, the road was perfectly suited for this and would make a longer trip more attractive if you could use a bike to get down/saving tons of time.
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moonspots Happy Curmudgeon
Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 2456 | TRs | Pics Location: North Dakota |
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:38 am
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The Angry Hiker wrote: | Unfortunately, the folks in charge of decommissioning the Granite Creek Road couldn't leave well enough alone. |
Do you suppose that's because they're mostly "cubicle gophers", and don't know anything about the natural world they're been put in charge of?
I wonder who one might contact to voice an official complaint regarding the above?
At first glance (and again, after a second look), it looks a bit idiotic to me. I easily recognize "government idiotic" as I still work for the guv'ment... but not for long.
"Out, OUT you demons of Stupidity"! - St Dogbert, patron Saint of Technology
"Out, OUT you demons of Stupidity"! - St Dogbert, patron Saint of Technology
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The Angry Hiker SAR Blacklistee
Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 2890 | TRs | Pics Location: Kentwila |
tigermn wrote: | How far up to you have to get to hit snow? I was contemplating this one. Did you start from the road off of Middle Fork or take the short cut further up?
Yea the last time I did this hike you could have (and I saw one) a mountain bike or at least pushed it up and coasted down. Not so much now it appears. |
The snow kicks in a mile or two up, but not in significant amounts until just after the bridge. I put on snowshoes at the second fork, the one where the park bench is supposed to be (but is probably buried at the moment).
I started from the Middle Fork road. I didn't know there was a short cut, but that might explain why there were more people than cars on the trail that day.
The irony is that while they're busy turning a perfectly fine trail on Mailbox into a road, they're over here turning a road into a crummy trail.
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tigermn Member
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:44 am
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The Angry Hiker wrote: | I started from the Middle Fork road. I didn't know there was a short cut, but that might explain why there were more people than cars on the trail that day. |
Yea if you drive another 2 miles up the pothole fest there is a lesser known trail that basically turns 2.7 miles into around a mile. It comes out at the place where the "road" take a hard right. Maybe 1/2 a mile before the now destroyed bridge. I suspect snow might make it hard to see where the trail comes out/up and meets the road. I've never actually tried the short cut trail but I've seen reports on here of others that have. Can make destinations beyond Grante Lakes less of a slog.
Maybe they are "decommissioning" the road for the people that complain about road walks?!? Why they couldn't have just left it alone I don't know. Like other old road/trails around, they slowly close up some but with use still retain a path (with a little clearing now and then as with any trail) to be very hike-able.
Just think of it as your discover pass at work.
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puzzlr Mid Fork Rocks
Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 7221 | TRs | Pics Location: Stuck in the middle |
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:45 am
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AH - like a rare old scotch, you take some getting used to, but worth it for the laughs.
tigermn wrote: | Why they couldn't have just left it alone I don't know |
I think it was because the DNR is subject to state laws that forest roads must be maintained to control sediment. Conversion to a trail was a better option for recreation than complete decommissioning. Think of the complaining if that happened!
I'll count myself as one that thinks the new trail is an improvement on the road, except that I did enjoy coasting down the old road on a bike. Give it ten years and it will look a lot better. Bikes are still allowed on this trail, but I'm not sure how easy it would be to negotiate on two wheels.
One boring factual comment -- the old bridge was not concrete. It was a rotting log stringer bridge that was held in place with cables to upstream trees and threatening to wash out in the next big Granite Creek flood event.
cable attachment pretty from below
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